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15 Reasons Why Water Is Cooler Than Beer
1. Beer is about 95% water. Why be a pussy, just drink the full 100%
2. Your body is about 60% water. So when you drink water, it’s like drinking yourself. That’s cannibalism. Cannibalism is way more hardcore than drinking beer. If you really want to be cool drink water.
3. It’s cheaper.
4. If you spend your life believing that water is as good as beer, than you’d be living in a world where beer rains from the sky. That’s a really cool world.
5. Drowning, Contamination, Hyponatremia. Water causes a lot more deaths than beer, and is far more awesome and dangerous. If you die drinking beer - you’re a nerd.
6. Waters have sharks in them!
7. They talk about how water got made in the bible - the most famous book ever. That’s way cooler than that lame Guinness factory tour.
8. Women at work would be more impressed by seeing you replacing a heavy water jug, than seeing you hiccup, drunk, at your desk.
9. People have sex in water. People on Game of Thrones have sex in water!
10. Water is so tough, it breaks out of pregnant women’s uteri. 5 MORE reasons.

15 Reasons Why Water Is Cooler Than Beer

1. Beer is about 95% water. Why be a pussy, just drink the full 100%

2. Your body is about 60% water. So when you drink water, it’s like drinking yourself. That’s cannibalism. Cannibalism is way more hardcore than drinking beer. If you really want to be cool drink water.

3. It’s cheaper.

4. If you spend your life believing that water is as good as beer, than you’d be living in a world where beer rains from the sky. That’s a really cool world.

5. Drowning, Contamination, Hyponatremia. Water causes a lot more deaths than beer, and is far more awesome and dangerous. If you die drinking beer - you’re a nerd.

6. Waters have sharks in them!

7. They talk about how water got made in the bible - the most famous book ever. That’s way cooler than that lame Guinness factory tour.

8. Women at work would be more impressed by seeing you replacing a heavy water jug, than seeing you hiccup, drunk, at your desk.

9. People have sex in water. People on Game of Thrones have sex in water!

10. Water is so tough, it breaks out of pregnant women’s uteri. 5 MORE reasons.

Beer Definitely Belongs in the Wellbeing Aisle
Beer: for when that make over doesn’t come out right

Beer Definitely Belongs in the Wellbeing Aisle

Beer: for when that make over doesn’t come out right

(Source: reddit.com)

Which one do you relate to most? 

If Drugs Had Mascots [Click for the last 2]

The world looks a little different when you’re hungover…

See the gripping final image of How the World Looks With a Hangover

Angry Goatface Hopfuck IPA
Sick of all these weak-ass beers with barely any hop flavor? So are we! That’s why the brewers at Angry Goatface made this seriously hoppy IPA - the Hopfuck. It’ll fuck your face with hops. Take a sip — it’s like someone pulling your tongue out of your mouth with a pair of rusty pliers. 90% of you will hate this beer, but 10% of you will love it more than anything else and never shut up about it. That’s our promise to you.

Basically Soda Raspberry Lambic
The sweet taste of fruit, the sugary smack of berries, the saccharine flavor of rasp. These are just some of the flavors you’ll experience with one sip of Basically Soda Raspberry Lambic. Fruit forward with undertones of more fruit, this beer will set you on an adventure through flavors ranging from “syrupy” to “cloying”. “Is this even a beer?” you’ll ask. You tell us!

Steel Cabin “Not Bud” Lager
Finish readingThe Complete Guide to the Craft Beer at Your Local Bar

Angry Goatface Hopfuck IPA

Sick of all these weak-ass beers with barely any hop flavor? So are we! That’s why the brewers at Angry Goatface made this seriously hoppy IPA - the Hopfuck. It’ll fuck your face with hops. Take a sip — it’s like someone pulling your tongue out of your mouth with a pair of rusty pliers. 90% of you will hate this beer, but 10% of you will love it more than anything else and never shut up about it. That’s our promise to you.

Basically Soda Raspberry Lambic

The sweet taste of fruit, the sugary smack of berries, the saccharine flavor of rasp. These are just some of the flavors you’ll experience with one sip of Basically Soda Raspberry Lambic. Fruit forward with undertones of more fruit, this beer will set you on an adventure through flavors ranging from “syrupy” to “cloying”. “Is this even a beer?” you’ll ask. You tell us!

Steel Cabin “Not Bud” Lager

Finish readingThe Complete Guide to the Craft Beer at Your Local Bar

Pumpkin Spice Everything: the Horror Movie Trailer

So festive. So terrifying.

(Source: youtube.com)

Unloading Kegs in Dublin: Yeah, They Got it Figured Out

They keep it bubblin’ in Dublin.

(Source: youtube.com)

Opening a Beer with a Frisbee

We have reached the bro singularity. There is no turning back now.

(Source: youtube.com)

Should You Join a Fraternity? [Click to find out]

Canadians Have Stronger Beer (and That’s the Only Thing that Matters)

You think you’re manly, eh?

(Source: youtube.com)

Okay, everyone, this is the Boondock Saints drinking game. Here’s a list of twenty-four different rules. Drink whenever one of these things happens.. Next up "Playing overcomplicated drinking games"

8 Dumb Mistakes You Will Make as a First-Time Drinker [Click for 6 more]

In article form: Everyone Is An Asshole

That’s right, kids: people come in all shapes and sizes, but we’re all assholes.

(Source: College Humor)

Honest Music Festival Map [Mouseover map on CollegeHumor to reveal the reality of music festivals]
Expertly navigating a music festival can be a difficult task if you’re not well-equipped. Luckily for you, we’ve pieced together a handy little guide of everything you’ll encounter.

Honest Music Festival Map [Mouseover map on CollegeHumor to reveal the reality of music festivals]

Expertly navigating a music festival can be a difficult task if you’re not well-equipped. Luckily for you, we’ve pieced together a handy little guide of everything you’ll encounter.

We’re Not Telling You This is a Great Way to Drink Beer in Public, But It Is
I’m chuggin’ it.

We’re Not Telling You This is a Great Way to Drink Beer in Public, But It Is

I’m chuggin’ it.

(Source: izismile.com)

Dog in Ice Pool of Beer
Summer, man.

Dog in Ice Pool of Beer

Summer, man.

(Source: College Humor)