Well… You definitely have Mario Kart in common with him.
If you’re able to read this then you’re not drunk enough. What are you doing? Get off the Internet.
If you combine their powers, you can summon Captain Procrastination.
Over the years, Beer companies have attempted to improve your drinking experience with several half-assed “improvements” to their cans and bottles; and while wide-mouthed cans and cold-activated logos are nice, they don’t exactly scream “CONSUME ME AND ONLY ME FOR THEREST OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE.” As such, I propose these actual alcoholic innovations to make drinking beer even more fun than it already was.
8 Beer Can Innovations We’d Actually Use [Click for more]
Widemouth Can? PSHHH! How’s THAT gonna help me get regrettably sloppy??
Best of Kiss Cam [Click for all]
L is for the way EVERYONE’S LOOKING COME ON HONEY NOW NOW NOW.
The writers assign roles for their latest smash viral video masterpiece.
Guy Catches Baseball in Beer, Proceeds to Chug Beer [Click to animate]
The first step on the long road to alcoholism.
8 Protest Signs for Everyday Problems [Click for more]
No politician has the damn courage to say this!
Howdy! Who here ordered more videos?
Cowboy Hats for Dogs - Tiny cowboy hats for tiny dogs. Do you really need more info? Now watch this 46 times.
Boat to Boat Beer Can Toss Gone Wrong - Drunk overboard
Every Good TV Show has a British (or Canadian) Actor - On Her Majesty’s Secret Television Takeover Service.
You might not be happy with what you find out.
Upcoming summer plans, obviously.