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The Beer Aficionado Cheat Sheet

All the beer terminology you need to know to be a little more annoying!

The Beer Aficionado Cheat Sheet

What You Thought Drinking Was Like When You Were 10

When you’re little, you THINK you know what being drunk is like, because of cartoons and comics and tv shows, but when you get older and start actually getting drunk on a regular basis, you eventually find out that your perceptions at age 10 were actually, well, COMPLETELY RIGHT:

1. You See A Lot Of Pink Elephants

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Drinking too much always causes you hallucinate and see things that aren’t really there, including, most commonly, tiny pink elephants who can fly. It’s similar to the phenomenon when you’re really hungry and your friend’s head turns into a hamburger, only drunker and more elephanty.

2. Bubbles Float Out Of Your Head

When you’re drunk, 2-5 little bubbles will constantly be coming out of your head and floating around your general face area. Are these bubbles made of beer? Probably. But now everyone’s gonna see the bubbles and know you’re drunk.

3. A Lampshade Ends Up On Your Head At Some Point

Literally every single time you drink alcohol, the night will end with a lampshade on your head. Presumably, you will get so intoxicated, you will think you are the “Life of the Party” and yell “Hey look at me, I’m the Life Of The Party!” and take a lampshade and put it on your head to confirm this fact.

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What would YOUR cologne smell like?

Finish reading If They Made Colognes For How People Actually Smell

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All the beer terminology you need to know to be a little more annoying!
Finish reading The Beer Aficionado Cheat Sheet

All the beer terminology you need to know to be a little more annoying!

Finish reading The Beer Aficionado Cheat Sheet

Hey, maybe this bowling night will be different from EVERY OTHER BOWLING NIGHT EVER.
Read The Honest Rules of Bowling

Hey, maybe this bowling night will be different from EVERY OTHER BOWLING NIGHT EVER.

Read The Honest Rules of Bowling

The History of Beer Drinking

See what the ‘Present Day' looks like

Illustration done by the very talented Matthew Sargent. Follow his Tumblr: Skipping Infinity

Now This is How You Play Beer Pong in the Winter
See, it’s got the special labels so you can tell it’s cold.

Now This is How You Play Beer Pong in the Winter

See, it’s got the special labels so you can tell it’s cold.

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15 Reasons Why Water Is Cooler Than Beer
1. Beer is about 95% water. Why be a pussy, just drink the full 100%
2. Your body is about 60% water. So when you drink water, it’s like drinking yourself. That’s cannibalism. Cannibalism is way more hardcore than drinking beer. If you really want to be cool drink water.
3. It’s cheaper.
4. If you spend your life believing that water is as good as beer, than you’d be living in a world where beer rains from the sky. That’s a really cool world.
5. Drowning, Contamination, Hyponatremia. Water causes a lot more deaths than beer, and is far more awesome and dangerous. If you die drinking beer - you’re a nerd.
6. Waters have sharks in them!
7. They talk about how water got made in the bible - the most famous book ever. That’s way cooler than that lame Guinness factory tour.
8. Women at work would be more impressed by seeing you replacing a heavy water jug, than seeing you hiccup, drunk, at your desk.
9. People have sex in water. People on Game of Thrones have sex in water!
10. Water is so tough, it breaks out of pregnant women’s uteri. 5 MORE reasons.

15 Reasons Why Water Is Cooler Than Beer

1. Beer is about 95% water. Why be a pussy, just drink the full 100%

2. Your body is about 60% water. So when you drink water, it’s like drinking yourself. That’s cannibalism. Cannibalism is way more hardcore than drinking beer. If you really want to be cool drink water.

3. It’s cheaper.

4. If you spend your life believing that water is as good as beer, than you’d be living in a world where beer rains from the sky. That’s a really cool world.

5. Drowning, Contamination, Hyponatremia. Water causes a lot more deaths than beer, and is far more awesome and dangerous. If you die drinking beer - you’re a nerd.

6. Waters have sharks in them!

7. They talk about how water got made in the bible - the most famous book ever. That’s way cooler than that lame Guinness factory tour.

8. Women at work would be more impressed by seeing you replacing a heavy water jug, than seeing you hiccup, drunk, at your desk.

9. People have sex in water. People on Game of Thrones have sex in water!

10. Water is so tough, it breaks out of pregnant women’s uteri. 5 MORE reasons.

Beer Definitely Belongs in the Wellbeing Aisle
Beer: for when that make over doesn’t come out right

Beer Definitely Belongs in the Wellbeing Aisle

Beer: for when that make over doesn’t come out right

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Which one do you relate to most? 

If Drugs Had Mascots [Click for the last 2]

The world looks a little different when you’re hungover…

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Angry Goatface Hopfuck IPA
Sick of all these weak-ass beers with barely any hop flavor? So are we! That’s why the brewers at Angry Goatface made this seriously hoppy IPA - the Hopfuck. It’ll fuck your face with hops. Take a sip — it’s like someone pulling your tongue out of your mouth with a pair of rusty pliers. 90% of you will hate this beer, but 10% of you will love it more than anything else and never shut up about it. That’s our promise to you.

Basically Soda Raspberry Lambic
The sweet taste of fruit, the sugary smack of berries, the saccharine flavor of rasp. These are just some of the flavors you’ll experience with one sip of Basically Soda Raspberry Lambic. Fruit forward with undertones of more fruit, this beer will set you on an adventure through flavors ranging from “syrupy” to “cloying”. “Is this even a beer?” you’ll ask. You tell us!

Steel Cabin “Not Bud” Lager
Finish readingThe Complete Guide to the Craft Beer at Your Local Bar

Angry Goatface Hopfuck IPA

Sick of all these weak-ass beers with barely any hop flavor? So are we! That’s why the brewers at Angry Goatface made this seriously hoppy IPA - the Hopfuck. It’ll fuck your face with hops. Take a sip — it’s like someone pulling your tongue out of your mouth with a pair of rusty pliers. 90% of you will hate this beer, but 10% of you will love it more than anything else and never shut up about it. That’s our promise to you.

Basically Soda Raspberry Lambic

The sweet taste of fruit, the sugary smack of berries, the saccharine flavor of rasp. These are just some of the flavors you’ll experience with one sip of Basically Soda Raspberry Lambic. Fruit forward with undertones of more fruit, this beer will set you on an adventure through flavors ranging from “syrupy” to “cloying”. “Is this even a beer?” you’ll ask. You tell us!

Steel Cabin “Not Bud” Lager

Finish readingThe Complete Guide to the Craft Beer at Your Local Bar

Pumpkin Spice Everything: the Horror Movie Trailer

So festive. So terrifying.

(Source: youtube.com)

Unloading Kegs in Dublin: Yeah, They Got it Figured Out

They keep it bubblin’ in Dublin.

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Opening a Beer with a Frisbee

We have reached the bro singularity. There is no turning back now.

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