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Has Photoshop Gone Too Far With Transforming Women? This Video Will Convince You It Has. »
Has Photoshop Gone Too Far With Transforming Women? This Video Will Convince You It Has. »
The Troll: Falcons, Food, and Breastfeeding in Public [Click for all]

The Troll: Falcons, Food, and Breastfeeding in Public [Click for all]

Beauty Salon Customers Reality Check
Barbershops say the darndest things.

Beauty Salon Customers Reality Check

Barbershops say the darndest things.

Celebrity Airbrushing is Getting Out of Hand [Click to see before picture]

We all know that magazines use airbrushing and photoshop to erase anything that doesn’t fit with society’s standard of beauty. But when does a “touch up” become complete revisionism? Here are some of the worst offenders.

12 Unrealistic Standards for Women [Click for more]

Ugh society has such ridiculous norms. It’s like, okay one minute you want me to have flawless skin and the next I need to have two left eyes? You know, I don’t have to take this. But, man, two left eyes looks SO COOL.

Unbeweaveable!
You have to weave it to believe it.

Unbeweaveable!

You have to weave it to believe it.

(Source: uniquedaily.com)

All The Funniest Vines In One Convenient Place [Click for more]

Beauty is only shadow deep.

(Source: youtube.com)

Cosmopolitan’s New Inner Beauty Issue [Click for full issue]
15 Sexy Ways to Stop Worrying About External Validation and MORE. 

Cosmopolitan’s New Inner Beauty Issue [Click for full issue]

15 Sexy Ways to Stop Worrying About External Validation and MORE

Very Mary-Kate: Manicure [Click for video]

Celebrities get their nails done just like anyone else…unless they’re THIS celebrity.

You’re Like the Ocean… 
Beauty is in the eye of the eyeless sea creature.

You’re Like the Ocean…

Beauty is in the eye of the eyeless sea creature.

(Source: imgdonkey.com)

Beer = Health and Beauty
Finally, an explanation for why I’m so attractive.

Beer = Health and Beauty

Finally, an explanation for why I’m so attractive.

(Source: reddit.com)

My ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Obsession is Reaching Critical Mass [Click for full article]
Wasn’t it the goal of our country’s founding fathers to create a land where people were to be awarded for their looks and wealth? Or furthermore, doesn’t the Constitution say that even fuggo babies can be covered with blush and bronzer and made to look decently attractive? Is it not our right to parade our crotch spawn around to live out all of our failed dreams? This is America, after all, the land of opportunity and Go-Go Juice. [Continue reading]

My ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Obsession is Reaching Critical Mass [Click for full article]

Wasn’t it the goal of our country’s founding fathers to create a land where people were to be awarded for their looks and wealth? Or furthermore, doesn’t the Constitution say that even fuggo babies can be covered with blush and bronzer and made to look decently attractive? Is it not our right to parade our crotch spawn around to live out all of our failed dreams? This is America, after all, the land of opportunity and Go-Go Juice. [Continue reading]

Lisa and Adam Go to the International Beauty Show

Beauty is in the eye of the person giving their opinion.

Androgenous Model Poses as Man and Woman

This gives me lots of confusing feelings, though none of them are attraction or arousal.