“She really enjoyed being buried.”
His beach, his rules
“Take that, girls-jumping-in-the-air-on-the-beach photos.”
Bunny on the beach! Bunny on the beach! C’mon you guys, why aren’t you chanting?
“So this is what it looks like when I visit the beach with my colombian wife.”
It’ll be a welcome change from her usual schedule of lying in the sun doing nothing.
The best part is that you can spill your beer on it and no one cares.
“We don’t like your kind around here!”
Once these two species team up, it’s all over for sadness.
Her gaze is glued to the golden cookie in the sky.
“You were my best friend bro. Then you went and got a girlfriend. Well I hope she knows how to play Madden. You deserve the best, man.”