8 Gross Infomercial Products Someone Actually Spent Time Inventing

The Comfort Wipe - ”Being a big guy has it’s advantages. And it’s disadvantages.” This commercial is gross for the obvious reason — it wants to sell you a product that lets you wipe you asshole if you can’t reach (or don’t feel like reaching). But, in case you didn’t get the picture, it also forces you to listen to a random dude tell you about the bowel movements he can’t reach because he’s too “big” or “they” are too big, or something else I don’t want to hear about, ever, thanks. 

Had a bad idea? Probably not as bad as the rest of these

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Ironic List of Things I Hate Written on a Wall

I’m sensing a lot of self-loathing.

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Toilet Paper Illustrations

Going to the bathroom has never been so traumatic.

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Don’t Use The Bathrooms in Australia Because Snakes

What a friendly little bugga.

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Hardly Working: Pooping Without Your Phone

No email. No Internet. No hope.

Guy Tries Bidet

I liked Beyonce’s album too, but it definitely didn’t make me feel like that.

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Perfect Scary Fake Hand Shower Prank [Click to animate]

True friends know how to lend a hand when you most do not need it.

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What to Say When Someone Knocks on the Bathroom Door

Be ready for your next Close Encounter of the #2 Kind.

What to Say When Someone Knocks on the Bathroom Door

Be ready for your next Close Encounter of the #2 Kind.

POV Bathroom [Click for full video]

Sometimes going #2 has a difficulty level of 10.

POV Bathroom

Your grossest daily act gets a lot grosser.

POV Bathroom [Click for full sketch]

You gotta go through a lot of shit to shit.

Sink Out Of Order

Also, out of the bathroom.

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Someone Literally Left a Log in the Toilet

Geez, what a dump.

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Can You Get Through These Pictures Without Feeling Awkward? [Click to view full gallery]

Hope you don’t get uncomfortable easily because these pictures are weird. I mean, like, what is happening weird. If you can make it through all of them without wincing, then you should probably go get a psych evaluation because, gross.