Unfortunately your hangovers are still nonfiction.
Can’t we just go?
Don’t you want to go where everybody is really snarky?
Not gonna lie, this one’s literally just flowers in a Mason Jar for $16.
Finish reading Every Cocktail Bar Menu Ever
Behold! The bouncer has become the bounced.
Angry Goatface Hopfuck IPA
Sick of all these weak-ass beers with barely any hop flavor? So are we! That’s why the brewers at Angry Goatface made this seriously hoppy IPA - the Hopfuck. It’ll fuck your face with hops. Take a sip — it’s like someone pulling your tongue out of your mouth with a pair of rusty pliers. 90% of you will hate this beer, but 10% of you will love it more than anything else and never shut up about it. That’s our promise to you.
Basically Soda Raspberry Lambic
The sweet taste of fruit, the sugary smack of berries, the saccharine flavor of rasp. These are just some of the flavors you’ll experience with one sip of Basically Soda Raspberry Lambic. Fruit forward with undertones of more fruit, this beer will set you on an adventure through flavors ranging from “syrupy” to “cloying”. “Is this even a beer?” you’ll ask. You tell us!
Steel Cabin “Not Bud” Lager
Finish readingThe Complete Guide to the Craft Beer at Your Local Bar
They keep it bubblin’ in Dublin.
The club can’t even handle him right now.
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"SPRING BREEEEEEAAAAAAAAK!" — one of the assholes
Actors Damon Wayans Jr. and Vincent Oshana’s motto* “Put your best breast forward” really works!
*May not actually be Damon Wayans Jr.’s OR Vincent Oshana’s motto.