"Hail to the Chief," is just so dated, so lateteen hundreds. Know what I’m saying?
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Ability: After absorbing Miley Cyrus, all of Kirby’s opponents begin arguing over every single thing that Kirby does, becoming too distracted to attack and making Kirby invincible. Read more
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Controversial street artist Banksy has begun a month-long residency in New York, and while it’s exciting to see his art on display here in the Big Apple, some of his newer work seems somewhat…uninspired. Don’t believe us? We snapped a few exclusive pics of his latest pieces from around the city to help you decide for yourself.
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Good morning, Country, I’ll be your substitute government for the day and possibly for a while.
Finish reading The Government’s Substitute Teacher
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True diplomacy comes from the heart.
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We’re still- We’re still Jenny and Barack.
Iceland’s just chill like that, man.
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Diplomacy has been blocked.
Presidents with Awesomely Terrible Mustaches [Click for more staches]
Not even the leaders of the free world can make them look good.
(Source: College Humor)