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Somewhere in the Dominican Republic, J-Lo and Obama Are Married
We’re still- We’re still Jenny and Barack.

Somewhere in the Dominican Republic, J-Lo and Obama Are Married

We’re still- We’re still Jenny and Barack.

(Source: reddit.com)

Prime Minister of Iceland Wears Two Different Shoes When Meeting Obama
Iceland’s just chill like that, man.

Prime Minister of Iceland Wears Two Different Shoes When Meeting Obama

Iceland’s just chill like that, man.

(Source: reddit.com)

Obama and Putin Are, Like, Totally Fighting [Click to finish chat]

Diplomacy has been blocked.

Presidents with Awesomely Terrible Mustaches [Click for more staches]
Not even the leaders of the free world can make them look good. 

Presidents with Awesomely Terrible Mustaches [Click for more staches]

Not even the leaders of the free world can make them look good. 

(Source: College Humor)

8 Celebrities About to Escape Their Bodies

Celebrities: they’re just like us, only smaller than you think, and living inside a bigger version of themselves.

Check out: Will Smith, Angelina Jolie, George Clooney and more.

Barack Obama Popped a Molly and Is Sweating

Shout out to them (Congress) freshmen, on Instagram straight flexin’

(Source: youtube.com)

7 Photoshop Memes That Never Caught On [Click for 5 more]

Maybe Tumblr can help make it happen.

Obama to Hollywood: Stop Blowing Up the White House

Yes we can stop, guys.

(Source: College Humor)

Barack Obama Singing Get Lucky by Daft Punk

FOUR MORE YEARS…of disco

(Source: youtube.com)

Kim Jong Un Launches a Nuke

In this week’s “Adventures of Kim Jong Un,” our most glorious leader uses nuclear weapons for their original purpose: helping children.

When Drones Come Home [Click for more]

Kill-Machine-Death-Messenger-Predator Drones often receive negative press, but just because they don’t bleed doesn’t mean they don’t have hearts. After months overseas these unmanned aerial vehicles finally reunite with their families, but they are not tired. Drones are never tired.

How to Fight NSA Wiretapping

If it isn’t on the Internet, the government can’t find it.

10 Things the NSA Knows About Me

For those of you who don’t know, the NSA or National Security Agency has been secretly collecting phone records of millions of Americans, which is about as evil as the building that they’re based out of looks.

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1. I still say “I love you” to my mom. 

2. I’ll only call a pizza place if it isn’t on Seamless. 

3. I’ve accidentally said “I love you” to someone I’ve ordered a pizza from. 

4. Restaurants on Seamless sometimes want verbal clarification of what I meant when I wrote “:-)” as a “special instruction.” 

5. Any call I’ve made to someone that isn’t answering the phone at a pizza place or woman that gave birth to me only lasts long enough to make it look like they missed my call. 

6. People who deliver pizza have a difficult time finding my apartment and often need directions. 

7. I love trailing off as I sift through all of the crap my brain actually remembers to try and recall how to get to my apartment. 

8. I won’t answer the phone if I don’t recognize the number and I haven’t ordered pizza. 

9. I probably won’t answer the phone if I recognize the number. 

10. I don’t love talking on the phone.

If Congress Got Stuff Done Like Roommates [Click for full email]
Gmail to the chief.

If Congress Got Stuff Done Like Roommates [Click for full email]

Gmail to the chief.

If Congress Got Stuff Done Like Roommates [Click for full thread]
Please reply all. 

If Congress Got Stuff Done Like Roommates [Click for full thread]

Please reply all.