She missed her dreams by just one shot. That everyone will remember. Forever.
This is exactly how the events happened, except completely different.
Business in the front, horse mane in the back.
Good thing this dog already hates him, otherwise this may have been awkward.
I don’t know about you guys, but they sound a little sharp today.
Ugh, Season 18 is just the worst.
I know, it’s sad. She doesn’t know which hand is the father.
You wouldn’t like me when I photoshop angry.
I want to see a Hulk movie where the Hulk has googly eyes.
"Y’know, Mike, there’s a chore wheel for reason, we all have to pitch in. Also stop eating my crackers."
“Remember when you would always party at night and then beg to use my business finance homework to copy? It irritated the Hell out of me, but I was too nice to say anything, so I dropped subtle hints: I’d always be prepared and do my homework twice - one with all the correct answers and another with mostly wrong answers. I gave you the one with wrong answers, then - as if by miracle - realize I had “made mistakes on a bunch and changed them before class”. Oops.”