It’s a heart attack in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig.
Helping others: the most epic thing of all. Well besides actual epics.
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Guy Fieri Responds to the New York Times Review of his Restaurant
On November 14, 2012 the New York Times published a scathing review of Guy Fieri’s restaurant recently opened in Times Square. This is his response.
Whoa, hombre! Mucho questions for the Guyster about my new BESTaurant, Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar. First off, let me just say gracias – or, grassy ass, as the Fieri Familia says – for popping into my joint to get your grub on. Flavor Town is always happy to welcome one more dude or dudette, even if they’re just passing through! And speaking of passing through (your bowels, specifically), I see you didn’t have a chance to give Guy’s Gargantuan Gallon of Gooey Grilled Grits a spin?! That’s like Dexter Holland cutting off his corn-row braids: a big mistake! The Offsping was never the same after that!
But bummer! Seems like you didn’t have a good time and if there’s one thing Guy hates, it’s anybody not having a good time! Seriously, I hate seeing people down in the dumps. And speaking of the dumps, I hope you didn’t happen to order the Kickin’ Chicken Fieri Fiesta Fajitas (with or without Douche Sauce) because the chicken shipment we got in last week was like Billy Zane in Titanic: It went bad, brotha!
Looks like you had a few problemo-s with the chow, the vibe and the RADitutde of the servers. I get it, buddy. I’m an acquired taste, just like our Chewy Moo-ey Big Beef Bonanaza Burger with Beddar Cheddar EZ Cheeze and Guy’s S.O.G. Fries (Salt, Oil, Grease). Bee-Tee-Double-U, if you order Guy’s S.O.G. Fries make sure you eat ‘em right away. Otherwise they’re like the 1994 Lillyhammer Winter Olympics: too cold!
A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman)
The Parks and Recreation star cooks up some sweet, sweet word meat.
“My boyfriend went to heat up some bacon leftover from breakfast for a late night snack. When he returned to the bedroom, I was in a black slip, behaving seductively. He began kissing the inside of my thigh, then looked up and said, “Can I eat bacon first?”
11 Bikinis Made of Food. Who Wore it Better?
They’re not practical, or comfortable, or sanitary, or even necessarily sexy, but that hasn’t stopped ladies from wrapping food around their naughty bits and calling it a bikini. We have in this gallery 11 contenders in five categories: pizza, bacon, beer, fruit, and candy.
Dr. Seuss Version of Ron Swanson
I will eat them while you watch. I will eat them with some scotch.
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Hair Straightener Used to Cook Bacon
And later, it can make your hair smell like dead pig.
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