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(Source: College Humor)
Finally. Ron Swanson has something to drink.
I get base pay plus commission, which is bacon.
You’re going to need a tougher fork.
All great artists steal. Even food ones.
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Last night my wife and I were fixing supper and I casually asked her if she liked her bacon crunchy or chewy? Without pause she replied “Graaaaaarahhhaaaaaaaa” (*Wookiee Noise). I am ashamed to admit she as never seen a single Star Wars episode… all her knowledge of the force she has merely picked up in reference from me. The fact she associated chewy bacon with Chewbacca….. I have never loved her more. - J Larry
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You deserve this.
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It’s all part of a well balanced meal.
Breathe. Relax throat muscles. Inhale that bacon, egg and cheese sandwich.