"The Bachelorette" Contestant Interview Questions [Click for full post]
The purpose of this brief questionnaire is to determine if you will be a suitable male contestant on our upcoming season of The Bachelorette. We must preface the interview with a request for a high resolution picture of your body because as we all know, fairytale love must begin with abnormal abdominal protrusions and uncomplicated hyper-masculinity.
- Question: Have you ever faced adversity?
- Question: Is your active vocabulary limited to approximately 1000 words?
- Question: Do you currently have a girlfriend and/or are you an aspiring villain?
- Question: Would you describe yourself as a “good Christian”?
- Question: Are you tremendously stupid?