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This guide will help you prepare for the transition from barely-functioning man child to barely-functioning man child with a baby sitting on his shoulders.
Throwing Your Niece/Nephew Around 
The appropriate way for an uncle to greet a niece or nephew is to pick them up and throw them like an Italian stereotype throwing around some pizza dough. With luck your niece or nephew will forever associate you with the euphoric feeling of flying. You may be concerned that tossing them around may make them uncontrollably excited, and unable to sleep. Don’t worry! This will be your sibling’s problem. Here are the three tossing techniques most recommended by top uncles.
The Lion King

The Problem Child


The Globetrotter


So You’re Going to Be an Uncle [Click to start reading]

This guide will help you prepare for the transition from barely-functioning man child to barely-functioning man child with a baby sitting on his shoulders.

Throwing Your Niece/Nephew Around

The appropriate way for an uncle to greet a niece or nephew is to pick them up and throw them like an Italian stereotype throwing around some pizza dough. With luck your niece or nephew will forever associate you with the euphoric feeling of flying. You may be concerned that tossing them around may make them uncontrollably excited, and unable to sleep. Don’t worry! This will be your sibling’s problem. Here are the three tossing techniques most recommended by top uncles.

The Lion King

The Lion King

The Problem Child

The Problem Child

The Globetrotter

The Globetrotter

So You’re Going to Be an Uncle [Click to start reading]

The results are in. See who won the Worst Baby Portrait Tattoo

The results are in. See who won the Worst Baby Portrait Tattoo

Vote: Worst Baby Portrait Tattoo

Hey, we’re not saying the baby’s ugly, we’re saying the tattoo artist is for subjecting the world to these little monsters.

Momma’s Singing Makes Baby Teary-Eyed It’s So Beautiful

Hold up, my eyes need a diaper change.

(Source: youtube.com)

Baby Peeing on Dad
At least he doesn’t have to change a diaper.

Baby Peeing on Dad

At least he doesn’t have to change a diaper.

(Source: reddit.com)

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One Look From This Kid and The Ladies Go Crazy
Dripping with charisma and spaghetti sauce.

One Look From This Kid and The Ladies Go Crazy

Dripping with charisma and spaghetti sauce.

(Source: reddit.com)

Just a Man and His Baby Fish
Fatherhood is tough, but rewarding.

Just a Man and His Baby Fish

Fatherhood is tough, but rewarding.

(Source: izismile.com)

The Ultimate Commercial »

This Adult Man Has A Crying Baby Inside of Him

(Source: youtube.com)

These Babies Are Going To Be Assholes Someday [Click for more assholishness]

Baby is Super Skeptical of This Pickle
Watchu talking about, Dill?

Baby is Super Skeptical of This Pickle

Watchu talking about, Dill?

(Source: niknak79)

Looks Like Man and Man’s Best Friend Finally Made a Baby
He’s his own best friend.

Looks Like Man and Man’s Best Friend Finally Made a Baby

He’s his own best friend.

(Source: reddit.com)

She’s Not the Fabulous Person in This Photo
Work it, baby.

She’s Not the Fabulous Person in This Photo

Work it, baby.

(Source: reddit.com)

Car Says Baby on Board in Best Way Possible
The best reason to have a baby is so you can put this sticker on your SUV.

Car Says Baby on Board in Best Way Possible

The best reason to have a baby is so you can put this sticker on your SUV.