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That’s one way to avoid having “the talk” with your child.

That’s one way to avoid having “the talk” with your child.

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The secret origins of your favorite gifs, REVEALED!

Finish reading The 6 Ridiculous Comics that Explain Your Favorite GIFS

This Baby Doll Isn’t Fucking Around
This ain’t child’s play, fool.

This Baby Doll Isn’t Fucking Around

This ain’t child’s play, fool.

(Source: reddit.com)

This is a Totally Safe and Reasonable Place For a Baby
Her parents are just getting her ready for next years’ Infant-X-Games.

This is a Totally Safe and Reasonable Place For a Baby

Her parents are just getting her ready for next years’ Infant-X-Games.

(Source: reddit.com)

Cookie Battle: Pug vs Baby

It’s the Muppet Babies of Man Vs. Wild.

(Source: youtube.com)

Big Sister Interrupts Baby’s First Steps

Anything you can do, I can do better.

(Source: youtube.com)

Baby Safe: Keep Your Baby in a Safe

But I don’t get it. Will it be safe?

(Source: youtube.com)

Baby’s First Selfie

She’ll be Snapchatting before you even know it.

(Source: youtube.com)

This guide will help you prepare for the transition from barely-functioning man child to barely-functioning man child with a baby sitting on his shoulders.
Throwing Your Niece/Nephew Around 
The appropriate way for an uncle to greet a niece or nephew is to pick them up and throw them like an Italian stereotype throwing around some pizza dough. With luck your niece or nephew will forever associate you with the euphoric feeling of flying. You may be concerned that tossing them around may make them uncontrollably excited, and unable to sleep. Don’t worry! This will be your sibling’s problem. Here are the three tossing techniques most recommended by top uncles.
The Lion King

The Problem Child


The Globetrotter


So You’re Going to Be an Uncle [Click to start reading]

This guide will help you prepare for the transition from barely-functioning man child to barely-functioning man child with a baby sitting on his shoulders.

Throwing Your Niece/Nephew Around

The appropriate way for an uncle to greet a niece or nephew is to pick them up and throw them like an Italian stereotype throwing around some pizza dough. With luck your niece or nephew will forever associate you with the euphoric feeling of flying. You may be concerned that tossing them around may make them uncontrollably excited, and unable to sleep. Don’t worry! This will be your sibling’s problem. Here are the three tossing techniques most recommended by top uncles.

The Lion King

The Lion King

The Problem Child

The Problem Child

The Globetrotter

The Globetrotter

So You’re Going to Be an Uncle [Click to start reading]

The results are in. See who won the Worst Baby Portrait Tattoo

The results are in. See who won the Worst Baby Portrait Tattoo

Vote: Worst Baby Portrait Tattoo

Hey, we’re not saying the baby’s ugly, we’re saying the tattoo artist is for subjecting the world to these little monsters.

Momma’s Singing Makes Baby Teary-Eyed It’s So Beautiful

Hold up, my eyes need a diaper change.

(Source: youtube.com)

Baby Peeing on Dad
At least he doesn’t have to change a diaper.

Baby Peeing on Dad

At least he doesn’t have to change a diaper.

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One Look From This Kid and The Ladies Go Crazy
Dripping with charisma and spaghetti sauce.

One Look From This Kid and The Ladies Go Crazy

Dripping with charisma and spaghetti sauce.

(Source: reddit.com)