Fun with Stock Photos: Dads on Phones Holding Babies

We imagine what the subjects of super-specific stock photos might be like as characters.

Toddler Practices CPR

Eat.  Sleep.  Save lives.  Poop

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Toddler Practices CPR [Click to watch]

It’s first (and cutest) aid.

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Walmart Has Too Many Customers Putting Babies into the Ice Machines

Jeez Walmart is SO strict!

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Dad! You’re embarrassing me.

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Even More Dancing Evian Babies

Because dancing is the first thing I’d do if I were a baby again.

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Memes That Stoners Will Understand

So dank. Woah there’s even more!

What Every Girl Sees at a Gyno Appointment

It’s like the dentist. But without pants.

Jake and Amir: Baby Bjorn [Click to watch]

Kid seems to be in good hands.

Jake and Amir: Baby Bjorn

He was Bjorn in the USA.

Goo-goo ga-ga lifeguard?

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Disgraced Cat Coddled in Carriage with Pacifier

The most humiliating and degrading moment of his entire nine lives.

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The Best  & Worst Valentine’s Day Ads

Now that’s some forward thinking.

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9 Bumper Stickers for People Who Don’t Suck [Click for more]

Whoa, they’re for “People Who Don’t Suck”? That’s totally you!

9 Bumper Stickers for People Who Don’t Suck [Click for more]

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