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19 People Getting Friend Zoned into Oblivion [Click for more]

Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and I treasure our friendship so, so much. 

5 Thrilling Posters for your Boring Everyday Battles [Click for 4 more blockbuster battles]

Who’s ready for the weekend? 

Miss Utah Wants To “Create Education Better”

Utah: South Carolina’s long lost twin.

Yo, Let’s Text For a While And Then Maybe Hook Up [Click for full article]

Smily face! Fuck you!

Man of Steel Pickup Lines [Click for more]

Guaranteed to steel her heart. 

Yo, Let’s Text For a While And Then Maybe Hook Up [Click for full article]
Looking for romance, lol. Plz respond. 

Yo, Let’s Text For a While And Then Maybe Hook Up [Click for full article]

Looking for romance, lol. Plz respond. 

New Pope Has an Awkward First Day

The Pope’s first day at work is as bad as yours.

SUPER Awkward Tutorial on How To Pick Up Ladies At The Grocery Store

Step 1: Don’t buy your Herpecin cream at the same time.

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I Love You Prank

Love means never having to say you’re sorry. Or sane.

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The Loser’s Guide to Looking Like You’re Having Fun at Concerts [Click for full post]

Concerts: a fun way to enjoy music, a chance to spend time with your friends, and if you’re sort of a loser like me, the worst possible thing ever that a person could do.

Memorial Cup Cringe-Worthy National Anthem Fail

She was just making sure we understood the words.  

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All The Funniest Vines In One Convenient Place

Heres the fastest way to make everyone mad at you on the subway

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6 TV Shows with Puppets that Failed Miserably

Poochinski - Much has already been said about Poochinski, the abysmal ABC pilot about a cop who is reincarnated as a talking dog. The show has a monumentally stupid premise, but more importantly in the world of this article, a horribly designed dog puppet. It looks kind of like someone skinned a bulldog and stuffed it full of Jell-O. Jell-O with the voice of Peter Boyle.

Trust us, it gets worse.  Check it out here

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It’s Me, Monday
Ever wonder what a conversation with Monday would be like? It probably starts like this…
Good morning! It’s me, the first day of the week! And how are you this fine me? Oh…I see. I’m sorry to hear that. But did you at least have a good Saturday and Sunday? Great! Yeah, those guys are the best. We’re kind of a little crew, me and them. Yup, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. The big 3!
Continue this awkward run-in here

It’s Me, Monday

Ever wonder what a conversation with Monday would be like? It probably starts like this…

Good morning! It’s me, the first day of the week! And how are you this fine me? Oh…I see. I’m sorry to hear that. But did you at least have a good Saturday and Sunday? Great! Yeah, those guys are the best. We’re kind of a little crew, me and them. Yup, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. The big 3!

Continue this awkward run-in here

8 Error Messages for the Human Body [Click for more]

Probably best to turn body off, wait 30 seconds, then back on again.