What You Say About the Oscars, and What You Really Mean [Click for more]
The Nicolas Cage Awards [Click to watch]
An awards show where every nominee is Nic Cage makes us ALL winners (except Lena Dunham).
It’s a real Cagematch.
This Day in CH History - The Student Film Awards
The only real losers are the audience.
The Best Boob Window Dresses at the Golden Globes [Click for full gallery]
The 2013 Golden Globe Awards proved to be a memorable night of laughs, coming-out-but-not-really speeches (ahem, Jodi Foster), but most of all, boob windows. They say that the eyes are the window into the soul. We beg to differ. Congratulations to all the winners and nominees that made it to our list.
Really wish the guy from Borat could have been there to see this.
All right, technically speaking you can touch “Gangnam Style,” but please don’t anymore.
He’s just texting a tow truck guy now, just one second.
- Pretend mic for your famed “Hollywood Karaoke” nights
- Smash your Golden Globes.
- Put it in Barbie’s dream house where it will exist among Barbie as a living God.
- Superglue it to the sidewalk and see how many people try to pick it up.
- Use it as a door stopper.
- Wear it like a necklace before using to pay for an appointment with a chiropractor.
I mean what are you gonna do with an Emmy, keep it on your fireplace?
To find out what it’s worth, trick a hobo into thinking it’s candy.
And the final award for horse covered with the most ribbons.