Fantasy Authors have a lot in common with crazy people. If a man is talking to you about a cabal of dark wizards who draw unholy power from the orgasm energy they siphon from Martian lesbian sex camps, he’s probably describing his awesome Harry Potter fan fiction. But if he then goes on about how these Martian boner wizards staged the Kennedy assassination, then we’re in tinfoil hat territory…
They sure do have a way with words.
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