“My mom is afraid to shred her old ATM card, because it still has money “IN” it.”
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It’s the section of CollegeHumor you control, all about how your mom can’t figure that kind of thing out.
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But I can even put in my PIN number and everything.
“I was ringing up this middle aged (and neither are attractive at all…this is important) couples’ order, and it’s hard to not overhear customer conversations. The husband asks her “So am I paying or are you?” and she replies “You are”. Then both lower their voices slightly…. “What do I get in return?”… “What do you want?”….he thinks for a second…”Ass to mouth”. The conversation went on, probably even more in depth of their sexual desires, but I was too busy trying to suppress vomiting. I hate my job.”
Just gotta deposit a couple chickens. Why is this taking so long?