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Local Empire - ATM

Eh, I’ll just withdraw, thanks.

(Source: youtube.com)

My mom is afraid to shred her old ATM card, because it still has money “IN” it.

IdioTech - ATM Card
uPick: Idiotech [Click for more]
It’s the section of CollegeHumor you control, all about how your mom can’t figure that kind of thing out.

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It’s the section of CollegeHumor you control, all about how your mom can’t figure that kind of thing out.

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ATM Goes Crazy

Maybe money can buy happiness.

(Source: youtube.com)

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How Machines Really Work [Click to continue reading]

ATM Can Tell If You Are Drunk
But I can even put in my PIN number and everything.

ATM Can Tell If You Are Drunk

But I can even put in my PIN number and everything.

(Source: reddit.com)

I was ringing up this middle aged (and neither are attractive at all…this is important) couples’ order, and it’s hard to not overhear customer conversations. The husband asks her “So am I paying or are you?” and she replies “You are”. Then both lower their voices slightly…. “What do I get in return?”… “What do you want?”….he thinks for a second…”Ass to mouth”. The conversation went on, probably even more in depth of their sexual desires, but I was too busy trying to suppress vomiting. I hate my job.

ATM Too High
Short people got no reason to shop.

ATM Too High

Short people got no reason to shop.

(Source: makemelaughblog)

Fox Waits in Line for ATM
Just gotta deposit a couple chickens. Why is this taking so long?

Fox Waits in Line for ATM

Just gotta deposit a couple chickens. Why is this taking so long?

(Source: makemelaughblog)

ATM Uses Cockney Rhyme Slang
'Dis jus' warms me cherry tart, it does.

ATM Uses Cockney Rhyme Slang

'Dis jus' warms me cherry tart, it does.

(Source: College Humor)