Everyone Is An Asshole [Click for more]

When you woke up this morning did you think you’d be reading about rainbows of dicks. 

The 7 Assholes You’ll Meet On Your Spring Break Trip [Click for more]

“SPRING BREEEEEEAAAAAAAAK!” — one of the assholes

The 7 Assh*les You’ll Meet on Your Spring Break Trip [Click for more]

SPRING BREAK! It’s for parties, drinking, and remembering that the world is full of people who suck. Here are a few you’ll meet. WOO! 

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New York Santa is a Jerk

If you make it Christmas-themed and film it, you have the perfect excuse to be an asshole to everyone you meet.

(Source: youtube.com)

Cyanide & Happiness: Work Whoas

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Work Whoas

Hardly Working: Passive Assholes

They have something they’d like to say. Very, very slowly.

I know when I look in the mirror I often this, “I wish I were staring at a cat’s butt hole right now.”

(Source: College Humor)

Dating Show Contestant Isn’t Getting Laid

You know what they say, “If at first you don’t succeed, dig yourself deeper and deeper into a hole until you can never come out.”