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13 Hilarious Notes Written To Thieving Assholes

If you’ve ever had something stolen, then you know how rage inducing it can be. I had my bike stolen from my front yard as a kid, and while I’d like to say that I tracked the criminal down and justice was served, that didn’t happen. I just ended up riding my sister’s old bike ( it was purple and covered in Disney princess stickers) for the rest of the summer. 

I can’t say if these people got their stuff back, but they did call attention to the thief’s jerk behavior, and the message is clear: quit stealing shit, assholes.  

Best for Sale Sign
He probably can’t keep up with the offers rolling in.

Best for Sale Sign

He probably can’t keep up with the offers rolling in.

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Oh I’m sorry, were you going to finish that full beer?

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Oh I’m sorry, were you going to finish that full beer?

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Rude Seagull Stands On Other Seagull’s Head
Such a seabully.

Rude Seagull Stands On Other Seagull’s Head

Such a seabully.

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What is “life is unfair”?

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It’s like if Dr. Seuss finally got sick of your shit.

Everyone is an Asshole [Click to watch]

It’s like if Dr. Seuss finally got sick of your shit.