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5 Terrible People And The Exotic Pets That Could Fix Them

*Being An Asshole*

5 different comics by 5 different illustrators.

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Read - What The Hell Did You Do To My Kite, Mr. Franklin???

Read - What The Hell Did You Do To My Kite, Mr. Franklin???

13 Hilarious Notes Written To Thieving Assholes

If you’ve ever had something stolen, then you know how rage inducing it can be. I had my bike stolen from my front yard as a kid, and while I’d like to say that I tracked the criminal down and justice was served, that didn’t happen. I just ended up riding my sister’s old bike ( it was purple and covered in Disney princess stickers) for the rest of the summer. 

I can’t say if these people got their stuff back, but they did call attention to the thief’s jerk behavior, and the message is clear: quit stealing shit, assholes.  

Best for Sale Sign
He probably can’t keep up with the offers rolling in.

Best for Sale Sign

He probably can’t keep up with the offers rolling in.

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The Perfect Sign For Any Cat Owner
Oh I’m sorry, were you going to finish that full beer?

The Perfect Sign For Any Cat Owner

Oh I’m sorry, were you going to finish that full beer?

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In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Twidiots: These People Are Pissed at Their Cleaning Ladies [Click for more]

Rude Seagull Stands On Other Seagull’s Head
Such a seabully.

Rude Seagull Stands On Other Seagull’s Head

Such a seabully.

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These Babies Are Going To Be Assholes Someday [Click for more assholishness]

In article form: Everyone Is An Asshole

That’s right, kids: people come in all shapes and sizes, but we’re all assholes.

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