Everyone Is An Asshole [Click for more]

When you woke up this morning did you think you’d be reading about rainbows of dicks. 

Package Asks You to Slide Up Ass With Care

Don’t mind if I don’t.

(Source: memehumor)

Russell Stover Fine Assorted Chocolates

Oooo-eeee, break me off a piece o’ THAT.

Conan: Google Glass Has Another New Gadget

Only worn by assholes.

(Source: youtube.com)

Dat Ass Stockings

That’s some foine milk n’ cookies, gurrl.

(Source: humortrain.com)

Subjective Nachos

Do they tailor-make them to each individual ass?

Big Ass Fans Battles Name Controversy

Sounds like these customers need to cool off.

(Source: youtube.com)

Major Ass Beating 8:06 AM

It’ll probably be 8:15, but let’s say 8:06 to be sure everyone gets there on time.

(Source: reddit.com)

Leaning Tower of Pisa Shoved into Ass

Also, one girl being boring in the background.

(Source: reddit.com)

Synchronized Swimming Looks Insane

I’d make that face too if I had a foot there.

(Source: thesochillnetwork)

Nicki Minaj’s Butt Goes Solo

The pop singer’s derriere strikes out on its own independent carriere.

Guy Aligns Body with Strip Club Ad

Have you lost weight?

(Source: reddit.com)

Mufasa Wants to See Your Ass

It’s good to be the lion king.

(Source: icanhasgif.com)

Ease Off the Ass

“Don’t tell me how to live my life. You’re not even my real sign!”

(Source: reddit.com)

CVS Fruit Butt

It’s full of sweet ass.

(Source: College Humor)