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This Guy Went to a Magic: The Gathering Tournament and Took Selfies With Exposed Butt Cracks

Redditor OB1FBM went to one of the largest Magic: The Gathering tournaments in history and surfaced with these hilarious, yet somehow profound ass crack portraits. Looks like someone summoned Creature - The Friendzoned.  

News Report: Most Famous Ass on Instagram (Jen Selter)

Baby got back muscles.

(Source: youtube.com)

In The Butt-I Mean In De Buurt Restaurant
I said wurt wurt.

In The Butt-I Mean In De Buurt Restaurant

I said wurt wurt.

(Source: uniquedaily.com)

Miley Cyrus’s Butt Actually Belongs to Hank Hill
That girl ain’t right.

Miley Cyrus’s Butt Actually Belongs to Hank Hill

That girl ain’t right.

(Source: en.reddit.com)

Everyone Is An Asshole [Click for more]

When you woke up this morning did you think you’d be reading about rainbows of dicks. 

Package Asks You to Slide Up Ass With Care
Don’t mind if I don’t.

Package Asks You to Slide Up Ass With Care

Don’t mind if I don’t.

(Source: memehumor)

Russell Stover Fine Assorted Chocolates
Oooo-eeee, break me off a piece o’ THAT.

Russell Stover Fine Assorted Chocolates

Oooo-eeee, break me off a piece o’ THAT.

Conan: Google Glass Has Another New Gadget

Only worn by assholes.

(Source: youtube.com)

Dat Ass Stockings
That’s some foine milk n’ cookies, gurrl.

Dat Ass Stockings

That’s some foine milk n’ cookies, gurrl.

(Source: humortrain.com)

Subjective Nachos
Do they tailor-make them to each individual ass?

Subjective Nachos

Do they tailor-make them to each individual ass?

Big Ass Fans Battles Name Controversy

Sounds like these customers need to cool off.

(Source: youtube.com)

Major Ass Beating 8:06 AM
It’ll probably be 8:15, but let’s say 8:06 to be sure everyone gets there on time.

Major Ass Beating 8:06 AM

It’ll probably be 8:15, but let’s say 8:06 to be sure everyone gets there on time.

(Source: reddit.com)

Leaning Tower of Pisa Shoved into Ass
Also, one girl being boring in the background.

Leaning Tower of Pisa Shoved into Ass

Also, one girl being boring in the background.

(Source: reddit.com)

Synchronized Swimming Looks Insane
I’d make that face too if I had a foot there.

Synchronized Swimming Looks Insane

I’d make that face too if I had a foot there.

(Source: thesochillnetwork)

Nicki Minaj’s Butt Goes Solo

The pop singer’s derriere strikes out on its own independent carriere.