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8 Technology-Friendly Sex Positions [Click for more]
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8 Technology-Friendly Sex Positions [Click for more]

On sale now. 

The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay

You know when you have tens of thousands of dollars lying around but nothing to do with them? UGH, so annoying! Luckily for you, here are 10 stupid things you could spend a small fortune on and live a happy life never ever regretting, ever.

The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay [Click for more]
Lebron James’ Old Underpants, $2,323.23 (Buy it here.)
Talk about playing for the Heat, right ladies?? (No, I don’t know what I mean either.) Anyway, despite the adorable pricing of the panties at 23-23 and 23 cents, these are almost definitely not Lebron James’ real underpants. According to the description, the seller got them from the car trunk of a guy who “said he was the laundry boy for the Cavs” and “LBJ with the number 23 is written on the tag.” Pull on your welding goggles, y’all, because that proof sounds IRONCLAD. Keep the spending spree going with more expensive pieces of eBay junk. 

The 10 Most Stupidly Expensive Pieces of Junk on eBay [Click for more]

Lebron James’ Old Underpants, $2,323.23 (Buy it here.)

Talk about playing for the Heat, right ladies?? (No, I don’t know what I mean either.) Anyway, despite the adorable pricing of the panties at 23-23 and 23 cents, these are almost definitely not Lebron James’ real underpants. According to the description, the seller got them from the car trunk of a guy who “said he was the laundry boy for the Cavs” and “LBJ with the number 23 is written on the tag.” Pull on your welding goggles, y’all, because that proof sounds IRONCLAD. Keep the spending spree going with more expensive pieces of eBay junk

8 Technology-Friendly Sex Positions [Click for more]

How’s your Internet hookup?

Twidiots: “Is It Just Me or Do I Look Asian?” No, You Do Not.

In “Twidiots”, we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter’s millions of users.

Ah, racial sensitivity. This country’s come a long way with it, but it still has a ways to go. Our friends on Twitter might be a good place to start. 

Also see: Is it just me, or do I look like Britney Spears? (No)

10 Real Life Mascots for Your College Sporting Event

Do I have to root for you?

My Apologies to the Girl I Tried to Smell, and Others [click for others]
To the Worker at Home Depot:
I’m sorry that when I asked if you had fishing line, you asked me what I needed it for, and I admitted in a disappointed-in-myself voice, “It’s for a craft project.” First of all, can’t a girl buy a little fishing line in New York City without the third degree? Maybe I’m one of those guys fishing in the Hudson. You don’t know. You don’t know my life. Maybe I like Hudson fish? Fine. I don’t eat Hudson fish and maybe all signs DID point to craft project. Maybe it was my lost-child stare that said, “I don’t come here a lot.” Perhaps the contents of my cart (one cardboard box, two wooden dowels and a can of spray paint) didn’t add up to “home improvement project.” So what. I resent being pigeonholed. I resent being “read” mister, okay? And alsothankyousomuch you pointed me in exactly the right direction and my craft project came out so perfect, the girls at the coffee klatch just DIED! Continue
 

My Apologies to the Girl I Tried to Smell, and Others [click for others]

To the Worker at Home Depot:

I’m sorry that when I asked if you had fishing line, you asked me what I needed it for, and I admitted in a disappointed-in-myself voice, “It’s for a craft project.” First of all, can’t a girl buy a little fishing line in New York City without the third degree? Maybe I’m one of those guys fishing in the Hudson. You don’t know. You don’t know my life. Maybe I like Hudson fish? Fine. I don’t eat Hudson fish and maybe all signs DID point to craft project. Maybe it was my lost-child stare that said, “I don’t come here a lot.” Perhaps the contents of my cart (one cardboard box, two wooden dowels and a can of spray paint) didn’t add up to “home improvement project.” So what. I resent being pigeonholed. I resent being “read” mister, okay? And alsothankyousomuch you pointed me in exactly the right direction and my craft project came out so perfect, the girls at the coffee klatch just DIED! Continue

 

My Apologies to the Girl I Tried to Smell, and Others [click for others]
To The Girl on the Train I Kept Trying to Smell
Well, that sounds bad. I’m sorry. But the thing is this. I am in the market for a new perfume. I thought you had on a perfume that I liked. It turns out you didn’t. The scent I liked belonged to the man sitting in front of you. I’ll deal with my issues of wanting to wear a men’s cologne at another time and place. This is about the fact that I was wafting you for the entire trip from New York to Washington, DC. Wafting is an oft-unnoticed activity, but intimate nonetheless, and I feel the need to tell you that I did it. I wafted you, girl. I wafted you good. I was ultimately disappointed in the results, but hey. We gave it a go. We tried. Hope you had a nice trip. Me? Well. I’m still looking for my perfume partner in the sun. Smell you around? Continue

My Apologies to the Girl I Tried to Smell, and Others [click for others]

To The Girl on the Train I Kept Trying to Smell

Well, that sounds bad. I’m sorry. But the thing is this. I am in the market for a new perfume. I thought you had on a perfume that I liked. It turns out you didn’t. The scent I liked belonged to the man sitting in front of you. I’ll deal with my issues of wanting to wear a men’s cologne at another time and place. This is about the fact that I was wafting you for the entire trip from New York to Washington, DC. Wafting is an oft-unnoticed activity, but intimate nonetheless, and I feel the need to tell you that I did it. I wafted you, girl. I wafted you good. I was ultimately disappointed in the results, but hey. We gave it a go. We tried. Hope you had a nice trip. Me? Well. I’m still looking for my perfume partner in the sun. Smell you around? Continue

Flowchart: Are You Good at Following Flowcharts? [Click to find out]
Answer the pony.

Flowchart: Are You Good at Following Flowcharts? [Click to find out]

Answer the pony.

15 Things You Don’t Want Your New Roommate To Say [Click for full article]

15 Things You Don’t Want Your New Roommate To Say [Click for full article]

If Winter Break Advertised Like Spring Break [Click for full poster]

If Winter Break Advertised Like Spring Break [Click for full poster]

Every Haircut You’ll Ever Have [Click for full article]
Barber: Alright, how do you want it?
You: I’m going to tell you the same thing I’ve told you since I was twelve because I don’t really know anything about hair.
Barber: That’s okay, if I do something different, you wouldn’t be able to tell anyway.
You: Sounds good.
Barber: Now I’ll just inaudibly mumble something that sounds like it’s probably a joke.
You: Hahaha! I sure am trapped in this chair.
Barber: Does THIS look like a good length?
You: I can’t judge what a haircut will look like based on the tiny amount of hair your pinching between your fingers so I’ll just assume you know what you’re doing.
Barber: Good.
You: There’s hair all over my face, but for some reason it seems rude to ask you to brush it off. I’ll just sit here and contemplate the nature of itching and self-control. [Keep Reading]

Every Haircut You’ll Ever Have [Click for full article]

Barber: Alright, how do you want it?

You: I’m going to tell you the same thing I’ve told you since I was twelve because I don’t really know anything about hair.

Barber: That’s okay, if I do something different, you wouldn’t be able to tell anyway.

You: Sounds good.

Barber: Now I’ll just inaudibly mumble something that sounds like it’s probably a joke.

You: Hahaha! I sure am trapped in this chair.

Barber: Does THIS look like a good length?

You: I can’t judge what a haircut will look like based on the tiny amount of hair your pinching between your fingers so I’ll just assume you know what you’re doing.

Barber: Good.

You: There’s hair all over my face, but for some reason it seems rude to ask you to brush it off. I’ll just sit here and contemplate the nature of itching and self-control. [Keep Reading]

If Grown-Up Gifts Were Packaged Like Toys From Your Childhood [Click for full article]

If Grown-Up Gifts Were Packaged Like Toys From Your Childhood [Click for full article]

If Grown-Up Gifts Were Packaged Like Toys from Your Childhood [Click to continue reading]

Get excited for sensible presents.

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