“I’ve heard some pretty bad jobs on here. But I don’t think anyone can top standing in a gorilla suit in 105 degree Arizona weather while waiving a sign around announcing 50% off your second ticket at the local zoo. The kicker: I made about $6.00 an hour.”
I mean, what’s it doing? Not illuminating dark objects like it’s supposed to, that’s for sure. And why isn’t someone holding it? No, nothing about this makes sense.
(Source: College Humor)
More Specific Drink Regulations
NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg stirred controversy recently when he announced intentions to place a city-wide ban on large sugared drinks. We decided to come up with some other—and hopefully more helpful—ways we can control how people consume their beverages.
(Source: College Humor)