Its touchpad works terribly but tastes great.

(Source: reddit.com)

#LOL #mac #computers #tech #laptops #food #WTF #apple #makeshift

Permalink January 17, 2013 1094 Notes | Comments

Eve Gets an Apple Product [Click for full article]

Adam: Hey… What’s that you’ve got there? Is that that forbidden fruit everyone’s been talking about?

Eve: Yeah, it’s an Apple. It’s the latest and best thing in the garden.

Adam: Wow, you’re a real fan girl aren’t you?

Eve: I am NOT a fan girl. I’m just saying it’s a very well-made fruit. I mean look how cool this design is. You can just bite right into it. Try to do that with an orange — you’ll get a big mouthful of peel. Not on the apple though. It just works.

Adam: Uh huh. It looks like a nice piece of fruit.

Eve: YEAH! It is nice! It’s the best! Taste it! It’s so sweet; it’s got fructose in it.

Adam: Like an orange?

Eve: NOTHING like an orange.

Adam: Oranges have had fructose for years.

Eve: Yes, and now the apple has it. And it’s better. Comparing apples and oranges is like… I don’t know… comparing… two dissimilar things.

Adam: Alright, I’m willing to give it a shot. Peel me off a section.

Eve: Oh, Apple doesn’t do that.

Adam: What?

Eve: But nobody really NEEDS to peel it into sections. You can just bite into it instead.

Adam: Yeah, I guess. Kinda seems like an important feature.

Eve: I’m sure it’ll come in the next generation. And I haven’t even told you about the customer service yet! Best customer service! The whole time I was trying to pick it out, they had a serpent there to answer all my questions and subtly convince me to take it and eat of it. [Keep Reading]

#LOL #adam and eve #apple #tech #collegehumor #religion #the bible #fruit

Permalink January 8, 2013 349 Notes | Comments

We’ve finally launched our new and improved iOS apps for the iPhone and iPad.

Let us know what you think.

Our Android apps are also now available on over 200 Android powered mobile phones & tablets!

#LOL #apps #ipad #iphone #apple #collegehumor

Permalink January 7, 2013 82 Notes | Comments

Guy Uses Christmas Lights Extension Cord

Meanwhile his tree is decorated with MacBook chargers.

(Source: eduardosuaverin)

#LOL #Christmas lights #tech #Christmas #holidays #festive #funny #Christmas tree #college #extension cord #school #studying #laptop #MacBook #Apple #computer #DIY

Permalink December 25, 2012 202 Notes | Comments

We’ve finally launched our new and improved iOS apps for iPhone and iPad and our first ever Android apps, now available on over 200 Android powered mobile phones and tablets.

Happy Holidays!

#collegehumor #iphones #ipads #apple #google #androids #apps

Permalink December 24, 2012 25 Notes | Comments

If Grown-Up Gifts Were Packaged Like Toys From Your Childhood [Click for full article]

Permalink December 23, 2012 276 Notes | Comments

I Just Need Some Space

With friends like these, who needs friends that don’t make literalist jokes?

(Source: tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com)

#LOL #space #outer space #texting #text message #conversation #i need space #introvert #extrovert #alone #me time #funny #literal #picture message #science #iPhone #Apple #tech #Tastefully Offensive

Permalink December 18, 2012 1244 Notes | Comments

“My mother still types with two fingers and needs help turning on her laptop. Despite my misgivings, we bought her an iPad for Christmas. After opening the box and removing the protective cover, she tried to pry apart the iPad’s metallic casing. $600 well spent.”

Idiotech - Waste of an iPad.