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2012: get rich or die mayan

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Poor Statue of Liberty [Click for full gallery]

If the apocalypse is indeed happening, make sure to avoid the Statue of Liberty. That shit is always going down. Here’s proof: in chronological order, a list of disaster movies (and television miniseries) featuring Statue of Liberty getting destroyed (..so many from 2008):

TLDNR: What if the Apocalypse Really Does Come on 12/21/12 [Click for full article]
The Mayans long ago created a calendar that is set to expire on 12/21/12. Many across the world have interpreted this as a doomsday prophecy and are flocking to areas of supposed significance, awaiting the end of times. The chance that a pre-Columbian society with an admittedly advanced understanding of heavenly motion – though not nearly as advanced as ours now – could predict the expiration date of earth more than five hundred years in the future is, to put it kindly, remote. However, as with all analysis of likelihoods, there is of course a chance that the Mayans could be correct. And that would just suck, right?!All this time we could have been having orgies, experimenting with lethal drugs and stealing military planes to go for joy rides, but, whoops, didn’t believe the Mayans! Instead of writing this stupid article I could be out eating a hundred lobsters, literally stuffing myself with lobster until my stomach walls ripped open, because, hey, why not? Or I could be stuffing you with lobsters. We could do it to each other with lobsters. At an orgy. On that military plane that flies in a parabolic arc so that the passengers achieve weightlessness. We could be doing that, but we didn’t believe the Mayans. [Keep Reading]

TLDNR: What if the Apocalypse Really Does Come on 12/21/12 [Click for full article]

The Mayans long ago created a calendar that is set to expire on 12/21/12. Many across the world have interpreted this as a doomsday prophecy and are flocking to areas of supposed significance, awaiting the end of times. The chance that a pre-Columbian society with an admittedly advanced understanding of heavenly motion – though not nearly as advanced as ours now – could predict the expiration date of earth more than five hundred years in the future is, to put it kindly, remote. However, as with all analysis of likelihoods, there is of course a chance that the Mayans could be correct. And that would just suck, right?!

All this time we could have been having orgies, experimenting with lethal drugs and stealing military planes to go for joy rides, but, whoops, didn’t believe the Mayans! Instead of writing this stupid article I could be out eating a hundred lobsters, literally stuffing myself with lobster until my stomach walls ripped open, because, hey, why not? Or I could be stuffing you with lobsters. We could do it to each other with lobsters. At an orgy. On that military plane that flies in a parabolic arc so that the passengers achieve weightlessness. We could be doing that, but we didn’t believe the Mayans. [Keep Reading]

Weather Forecast Gets Musical 
67% of the end of the world, and she feels fine. 

Weather Forecast Gets Musical

67% of the end of the world, and she feels fine. 

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Black Friday Zombie Shopping Apocalypse

Those Walking Dead DVD sets are going to be so cheap

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The Zombie Apocalypse Song

It sounds like “brains,” but you know they’re yelling “encore.”

Zombie Apocalypse Science

Look on the bright side, if this happened, we wouldn’t have to watch Carl mess things up on “The Walking Dead” anymore.

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The votes are in for ‘The Most Terrifying Thing in the World!” [Click for full results]

The votes are in for ‘The Most Terrifying Thing in the World!” [Click for full results]

Does anyone remember how many horsemen of the apocalypse there were? Want to make sure we have enough hay.

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How Long Would You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse [Click to start]
The Zombie Apocalypse is almost upon us! You may think you’re a shoe in to stay alive, but your survival really comes down to how you handle complex ethical questions, moral dilemmas, and practical problems. Luckily this quiz has been designed to sort through your answers, and determine how long you will survive without actually letting a zombie gnaw your brains. So start answering and see how long you’ll make it in the age of the undead!

How Long Would You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse [Click to start]

The Zombie Apocalypse is almost upon us! You may think you’re a shoe in to stay alive, but your survival really comes down to how you handle complex ethical questions, moral dilemmas, and practical problems. Luckily this quiz has been designed to sort through your answers, and determine how long you will survive without actually letting a zombie gnaw your brains. So start answering and see how long you’ll make it in the age of the undead!

Walmart Is Equipped for Zombie Apocalypse
The money you save on this will make heads roll.

Walmart Is Equipped for Zombie Apocalypse

The money you save on this will make heads roll.

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If Jamaicans Turned Into Zombies 

If Jamaicans Turned Into Zombies 

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Hall-of-Fame: The Large Hadron Collider’s Secret

The experiment was a total success and definitely not the apocalypse. 

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Zombie Apocalypse Headquarters

I really wish people would be more careful with their cameras.

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Jeff: Hey, guys. First off, thanks for showing up to the budget meeting on time. I know we all hate this stuff but it’s important that we figure out our finances. We are quarantined off from the rest of the world after all.

Gang Member #1: Get on with it, Jeff. I’ve got a face tattoo appointment to make.

Jeff: That’s actually what I wanted to talk to you guys about. I’ve been crunching the numbers and it seems like 99% of our resources go towards tattoos and makeup for the gang.

Post Apocalyptic Gang Meeting [click for more]

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