![7 Doomsday Predictions and Why They Won’t Come True [Click for full article]
It’s the end of the world (of Mayan calendar panic) as we know it.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/a98598ea553d3b02d40aee2f687e41fc/tumblr_mfejk1dHZC1qasthro1_500.gif)
7 Doomsday Predictions and Why They Won’t Come True [Click for full article]
It’s the end of the world (of Mayan calendar panic) as we know it.
![Poor Statue of Liberty [Click for full gallery]
If the apocalypse is happening, make sure to avoid the Statue of Liberty. That shit is always in trouble.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/1633e1ec8aac0ada2939c1f19017b276/tumblr_mfcllnxkyP1qasthro1_r1_500.png)
Poor Statue of Liberty [Click for full gallery]
If the apocalypse is happening, make sure to avoid the Statue of Liberty. That shit is always in trouble.
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7 Doomsday Predictions and Why They Won’t Come True [Click to continue reading]
Totally Not-Fake Apocalypse Happening Right Now
Just took this pic an hour ago.
(Source: reddit.com)
![Wait, did I sleep through the end of the world, again? [Click for full article]
I’ve settled my debts. Prayed for forgiveness. Duct taped myself inside my dorm room. I am at peace with the end of everything as we know it. As soon as that happens. Wait, when’s that supposed to happen again? December twenty-somethingth? I always forget. Shit.I know I have it down somewhere. Let’s see… cats dressed like people calender, people dressed like cats calendar, Jets team schedule, ah, here it is, Mayan calendar!Err, how do I read this again? Shit shit shit.OK, don’t panic, I’m sure I haven’t missed it. I would have heard something right? Or nothing? Can you hear nothing? Brimstone maybe? What the hell is brimstone? Oh god, what day is today?!FUCK! I slept through it again, didn’t I? This happens every goddamn time. I write it down on the dry erase board on my door. I start prepping. Then my roommate and his friends get drunk and draw dicks all over my dry erase board, which makes it hard to read what I wrote down. Next thing I know I’m back on XBOX Live playing Uncharted, wondering why all the sudden I have so much bottled water and solar powered survival gear.If I missed this apocalypse I’m totally gonna fail the universe this semester and I’m definitely never going to get into a top tier heaven. My ancestors are gonna be pissed if I end up in the crappy Scientology one…[Keep Reading]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/202fadd84e01dc0de04ce3113af46f77/tumblr_mfe4ltP5D71qasthro1_500.jpg)
Wait, did I sleep through the end of the world, again? [Click for full article]
I’ve settled my debts. Prayed for forgiveness. Duct taped myself inside my dorm room. I am at peace with the end of everything as we know it. As soon as that happens. Wait, when’s that supposed to happen again? December twenty-somethingth? I always forget. Shit.
I know I have it down somewhere. Let’s see… cats dressed like people calender, people dressed like cats calendar, Jets team schedule, ah, here it is, Mayan calendar!
Err, how do I read this again? Shit shit shit.
OK, don’t panic, I’m sure I haven’t missed it. I would have heard something right? Or nothing? Can you hear nothing? Brimstone maybe? What the hell is brimstone? Oh god, what day is today?!
FUCK! I slept through it again, didn’t I? This happens every goddamn time. I write it down on the dry erase board on my door. I start prepping. Then my roommate and his friends get drunk and draw dicks all over my dry erase board, which makes it hard to read what I wrote down. Next thing I know I’m back on XBOX Live playing Uncharted, wondering why all the sudden I have so much bottled water and solar powered survival gear.
If I missed this apocalypse I’m totally gonna fail the universe this semester and I’m definitely never going to get into a top tier heaven. My ancestors are gonna be pissed if I end up in the crappy Scientology one…[Keep Reading]
How Long Would You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse?
It’s a question worth asking, because those Mayans were SUPER unspecific about what kind of “end of the world” is about to go down.
“My professor tried to ease the class into a question by asking “What calendar does the United States of America use?” A girl in front of my whispered to her friend, “I think it’s the Mayan”. The other girl promptly raised her hand and announced “Um… the Mayan!”
uPick Classroom - Which calendar?
Shout-out to everybody whose dashboards and feeds are clogged with Mayans-panic right now.
As predicted by the Dinosaur Mayans.
It’s the biggest threat to our planet since the last one.
Some people are going to handle this Mayan calendar thing a lot better than others.
“Now is the time!” — our planet’s smartest, horniest experts
Songs About the End of the World
Might as well face the rapture with a couple tunes stuck in your head.
(Source: youtube.com)
“2012: get rich or die mayan”
(Source: College Humor)
