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In Case of Zombies or Yard Work
Somebody’s got to clean up all those brains.

In Case of Zombies or Yard Work

Somebody’s got to clean up all those brains.

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7 Doomsday Predictions and Why They Won’t Come True [Click for full article]
It’s the end of the world (of Mayan calendar panic) as we know it.

7 Doomsday Predictions and Why They Won’t Come True [Click for full article]

It’s the end of the world (of Mayan calendar panic) as we know it.

Poor Statue of Liberty [Click for full gallery]
If the apocalypse is happening, make sure to avoid the Statue of Liberty. That shit is always in trouble.

Poor Statue of Liberty [Click for full gallery]

If the apocalypse is happening, make sure to avoid the Statue of Liberty. That shit is always in trouble.

7 Doomsday Predictions and Why They Won’t Come True [Click to continue reading]

7 Doomsday Predictions and Why They Won’t Come True [Click to continue reading]

Totally Not-Fake Apocalypse Happening Right Now 
Just took this pic an hour ago. 

Totally Not-Fake Apocalypse Happening Right Now

Just took this pic an hour ago. 

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Wait, did I sleep through the end of the world, again? [Click for full article]
I’ve settled my debts. Prayed for forgiveness. Duct taped myself inside my dorm room. I am at peace with the end of everything as we know it. As soon as that happens. Wait, when’s that supposed to happen again? December twenty-somethingth? I always forget. Shit.I know I have it down somewhere. Let’s see… cats dressed like people calender, people dressed like cats calendar, Jets team schedule, ah, here it is, Mayan calendar!Err, how do I read this again? Shit shit shit.OK, don’t panic, I’m sure I haven’t missed it. I would have heard something right? Or nothing? Can you hear nothing? Brimstone maybe? What the hell is brimstone? Oh god, what day is today?!FUCK! I slept through it again, didn’t I? This happens every goddamn time. I write it down on the dry erase board on my door. I start prepping. Then my roommate and his friends get drunk and draw dicks all over my dry erase board, which makes it hard to read what I wrote down. Next thing I know I’m back on XBOX Live playing Uncharted, wondering why all the sudden I have so much bottled water and solar powered survival gear.If I missed this apocalypse I’m totally gonna fail the universe this semester and I’m definitely never going to get into a top tier heaven. My ancestors are gonna be pissed if I end up in the crappy Scientology one…[Keep Reading]

Wait, did I sleep through the end of the world, again? [Click for full article]

I’ve settled my debts. Prayed for forgiveness. Duct taped myself inside my dorm room. I am at peace with the end of everything as we know it. As soon as that happens. Wait, when’s that supposed to happen again? December twenty-somethingth? I always forget. Shit.

I know I have it down somewhere. Let’s see… cats dressed like people calender, people dressed like cats calendar, Jets team schedule, ah, here it is, Mayan calendar!

Err, how do I read this again? Shit shit shit.

OK, don’t panic, I’m sure I haven’t missed it. I would have heard something right? Or nothing? Can you hear nothing? Brimstone maybe? What the hell is brimstone? Oh god, what day is today?!

FUCK! I slept through it again, didn’t I? This happens every goddamn time. I write it down on the dry erase board on my door. I start prepping. Then my roommate and his friends get drunk and draw dicks all over my dry erase board, which makes it hard to read what I wrote down. Next thing I know I’m back on XBOX Live playing Uncharted, wondering why all the sudden I have so much bottled water and solar powered survival gear.

If I missed this apocalypse I’m totally gonna fail the universe this semester and I’m definitely never going to get into a top tier heaven. My ancestors are gonna be pissed if I end up in the crappy Scientology one…[Keep Reading]

Post Apocalyptic Gang Meeting

Mayan Calendar Back Tattoo
Hindsight is 20/20, so let’s hope this guy doesn’t think we’re screwed.

Mayan Calendar Back Tattoo

Hindsight is 20/20, so let’s hope this guy doesn’t think we’re screwed.

How Long Would You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse?
It’s a question worth asking, because those Mayans were SUPER unspecific about what kind of “end of the world” is about to go down.

How Long Would You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse?

It’s a question worth asking, because those Mayans were SUPER unspecific about what kind of “end of the world” is about to go down.

My professor tried to ease the class into a question by asking “What calendar does the United States of America use?” A girl in front of my whispered to her friend, “I think it’s the Mayan”. The other girl promptly raised her hand and announced “Um… the Mayan!

uPick Classroom - Which calendar?

Shout-out to everybody whose dashboards and feeds are clogged with Mayans-panic right now.

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Dinosaur Office: Asteroid

As predicted by the Dinosaur Mayans.

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End of the World Parody

It’s the biggest threat to our planet since the last one.

The Escalator of Doom
Some people are going to handle this Mayan calendar thing a lot better than others.

The Escalator of Doom

Some people are going to handle this Mayan calendar thing a lot better than others.

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2012 Orgy

"Now is the time!" — our planet’s smartest, horniest experts

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Songs About the End of the World

Might as well face the rapture with a couple tunes stuck in your head.

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