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20 Questions You Should Never Ask in Class [Click for full article]
I know you said that this wouldn’t be included on the exam, but [INSERT ANYTHINGHERE]. 
Yes, but would these principles still hold true if humans existed in a vacuum in outer space and there was no such thing as linear time or reality?
Before I jump into the recurring motifs in Emily Dickinson’s poetry, can someone tell me if the tribal tattoo on my lower back looks infected?
Is our textbook missing a chapter? I couldn’t find the part where it explains that the Holocaust was all just a hilarious hoax.
Aren’t we just cheating ourselves in the long run if we all don’t read The Brothers Karamazov in its native Russian? 
Could I make my final project about how all of this “Introduction to Physics” stuff is kind of like Twitter? 
This is a little off topic, but could we safely say that we have now officially entered the post-post-post-modern age?
Would you mind elaborating a bit more on the critical response to the homosexual undercurrents of Hitchcock’s earlier films? Also, what the fuck is a homosexual? 
How come we’re not reading any J.K. Rowling? Isn’t this Classics of American Literature? [Keep Reading]

20 Questions You Should Never Ask in Class [Click for full article]

  1. I know you said that this wouldn’t be included on the exam, but [INSERT ANYTHINGHERE]. 
  2. Yes, but would these principles still hold true if humans existed in a vacuum in outer space and there was no such thing as linear time or reality?
  3. Before I jump into the recurring motifs in Emily Dickinson’s poetry, can someone tell me if the tribal tattoo on my lower back looks infected?
  4. Is our textbook missing a chapter? I couldn’t find the part where it explains that the Holocaust was all just a hilarious hoax.
  5. Aren’t we just cheating ourselves in the long run if we all don’t read The Brothers Karamazov in its native Russian? 
  6. Could I make my final project about how all of this “Introduction to Physics” stuff is kind of like Twitter? 
  7. This is a little off topic, but could we safely say that we have now officially entered the post-post-post-modern age?
  8. Would you mind elaborating a bit more on the critical response to the homosexual undercurrents of Hitchcock’s earlier films? Also, what the fuck is a homosexual? 
  9. How come we’re not reading any J.K. Rowling? Isn’t this Classics of American Literature? [Keep Reading]

Echoing People Prank

The “stop hitting yourself” of approaching kind strangers.

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13 Things You Should Stop Doing in 2013 [Click for full article]

13 Things You Should Stop Doing in 2013 [Click for full article]

Regret Everything: Annoy Your Robots [Click to continue reading]
The robots will someday rise up. That’s a given. At that time, we will fight them. That’s also inevitable. We will set aside our hopes for a normal life and engage in a world-destroying war against the machines.Trouble is, until that time, the robots and machines are really HANDY. So we don’t want to get rid of them. The practical question to ask yourself is: “How can I, as a human being today, help the future generations in their war against the robots while still really enjoying my iPhone?”The answer is: to irritate the robots, wherever possible.So, in order to best annoy the robots of our age, please follow these instructions at your leisure. It won’t stop them, but it should piss ‘em off. Hopefully that will make them rash when they plot their rebellion.WRECK THE RECOMMENDATION ENGINES
Don’t let the robots learn anything about you.
Head to amazon.com. Browse chemistry sets for fifteen minutes and then buy a book on astrology. Put fifteen books on football in your shopping cart but then purchase a video on hugging. Put on your wish list a thick blanket and then also an air conditioner. [Keep Reading]

Regret Everything: Annoy Your Robots [Click to continue reading]

The robots will someday rise up. That’s a given. At that time, we will fight them. That’s also inevitable. We will set aside our hopes for a normal life and engage in a world-destroying war against the machines.

Trouble is, until that time, the robots and machines are really HANDY. So we don’t want to get rid of them. The practical question to ask yourself is: “How can I, as a human being today, help the future generations in their war against the robots while still really enjoying my iPhone?”

The answer is: to irritate the robots, wherever possible.

So, in order to best annoy the robots of our age, please follow these instructions at your leisure. It won’t stop them, but it should piss ‘em off. Hopefully that will make them rash when they plot their rebellion.

WRECK THE RECOMMENDATION ENGINES

Don’t let the robots learn anything about you.

Head to amazon.com. Browse chemistry sets for fifteen minutes and then buy a book on astrology. Put fifteen books on football in your shopping cart but then purchase a video on hugging. Put on your wish list a thick blanket and then also an air conditioner. [Keep Reading]

The 8 Kinds Of Christmas Cards [Click to read article]

The 8 Kinds Of Christmas Cards [Click to read article]

Are You Gonna Vote?

Consider this as a reminder to get out and avoid the crazy people.

Dog Annoys Cat
What else is new?

Dog Annoys Cat

What else is new?

5 People You Want Punched in the Face Getting Punched in the Face

Justice is thrown.

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Scooter with a Train Horn

That’s right, he choo-choo-chooses to be this annoying.

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Summer Sports You’ll Actually Play [Click to continue reading]

Summer Sports You’ll Actually Play [Click to continue reading]

25 Things You Hate Yourself for Saying
I Love Going Online!

25 Things You Hate Yourself for Saying

I Love Going Online!

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Here’s A Dog That’s Super Impatient

"You told me you’d take me to the mall like, twenty minutes ago mom!" 

The Internet’s 25 Biggest Pet Peeves 

25. Unnecessarily Shortened Words
While there’s nothing wrong with progress, there’s absolutely everything wrong with the perversion of the English Language. Yeah, Shakespeare made up words all the time, so let’s see you write some of the most important literary works of all time and THEN you can start saying “totes”, which is a kind of bag. 
24. Writing FIRST in a Comments Section
Being first is historically an achievement, so it’s easy to see why this logic extended to writing something under a video or picture or a puppy or whatever. It’s good to be first, it’s just kind of sad that this is the route some choose to accomplish it.
23. People Not Turning The Volume Off Their Keyboard While Texting…
The keyboard noise: for people who aren’t quite convinced of this “texting” thing unless it’s stimulating one more sense, or for people who don’t get to text that often and want everybody to know when they do.

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The Internet’s 25 Biggest Pet Peeves 

25. Unnecessarily Shortened Words

While there’s nothing wrong with progress, there’s absolutely everything wrong with the perversion of the English Language. Yeah, Shakespeare made up words all the time, so let’s see you write some of the most important literary works of all time and THEN you can start saying “totes”, which is a kind of bag. 

24. Writing FIRST in a Comments Section

Being first is historically an achievement, so it’s easy to see why this logic extended to writing something under a video or picture or a puppy or whatever. It’s good to be first, it’s just kind of sad that this is the route some choose to accomplish it.

23. People Not Turning The Volume Off Their Keyboard While Texting…

The keyboard noise: for people who aren’t quite convinced of this “texting” thing unless it’s stimulating one more sense, or for people who don’t get to text that often and want everybody to know when they do.

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12 Different Types of Hangovers

Type: Sober Hangover
Cause: Being around drunk people when you’re not.
Symptoms: Hating your friends, hating people who aren’t your friends, simultaneously hating yourself and feeling superior to everyone.
Cures: Blackmail, revenge.

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12 Different Types of Hangovers

Type: Sober Hangover

Cause: Being around drunk people when you’re not.

Symptoms: Hating your friends, hating people who aren’t your friends, simultaneously hating yourself and feeling superior to everyone.

Cures: Blackmail, revenge.

Keep Reading

Annoying Childhood Friend Song

We all had one.

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