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Finish reading The 6 Most Annoying Drunk People at your Party

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You drove twelve hours to get here, but you won’t drive another ten minutes to meet me at a restaurant that I picked out because I think you’ll like it? You’re going to eat at the Panera Bread next to your hotel instead? Okay, I’ll see you tomorrow after you visit a tourist attraction that no local would ever go to and see a movie that is playing in theaters nationally.

Finish reading The 6 Worst Kinds of Visitors from Out of Town

Dear Guy Eating Chips,

Sure. Have a coffee, a sandwich, a pop-tart, I don’t care, but Sun Chips? I don’t think you could have found anything worse to eat in a library, and it definitely doesn’t help that you chew like a fucking wood chipper. What flavor are they? I’d be pretty stoked if you just downed an entire bag of Sour Cream & Poison. I’m not sure exactly what Sun Chips bags are made of, but it’s no secret that they’re louder than an EDM concert. Plus, the chips themselves are fucking noisy. Don’t eat that shit in the library.


Dear Couple in the Corner,

It’s cute that you want to help each other study, but this isn’t the place to be sucking face. Most people are here to study or read a fucking book (a fucking book not a fucking-book. Put down The Kama Sutra). Not only that, but if you’re going to start yelling “Who the fuck is Kristen?” at your boyfriend whenever his phone goes off, try doing it at home or in the KFC bathroom where he got you pregnant. That way you won’t disturb others, and I’m sure the fact that you scream at him in public is probably one of the reasons he’s cheating on you in the first place. While you’re fighting though, could you tell your asshole of a boyfriend to put his phone on silent? Thanks. Speaking of which…


 

Dear Guy with the iPhone,

Not only do you have your phone on loud, but you actually have the “click” noise turned on for texting. Only douchebags have that sound on. We get it man, you have an iPhone. Congratulations, now put it on silent. Yes, silent. Not vibrate. I don’t appreciate the table subtly shaking every forty-five seconds because you’ve got some conversation important enough to interrupt your studies, but not so important that you’d actually leave. Honesty, why do you keep putting it back down? You might as well just keep the fucking thing in your hand. I asked somebody to watch my computer while I “went to the washroom” just so I could do a walk-by and see how much work you’ve done tonight. All that was on your screen was this.

Click to finish: Open Letter to the Most Annoying People Studying in the Library

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The 5 Types of Employees You'll (Unfortunately) Encounter at Every Job »
Dear Headphone Guy,
Just because the headphones are in YOUR ears, doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t hear them. You’ve got your music on full blast. If anybody over the age of thirty-five was in here, they would lecture you about hearing damage. I wouldn’t be surprised if deaf people could somehow hear this though. I feel like I’m studying at a Drake concert. A Drake concert where he plays the same song on repeat for two hours. How am I supposed to finish my work when I keep accidentally typing the lyrics to “Hold On, We’re Going Home”? Which is kind of ironic, because that’s exactly what my roommate and I are about to do if you don’t conclude this years OVO fest soon.
Finish reading Open Letters to the Most Annoying People Studying in the Library

Dear Headphone Guy,

Just because the headphones are in YOUR ears, doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t hear them. You’ve got your music on full blast. If anybody over the age of thirty-five was in here, they would lecture you about hearing damage. I wouldn’t be surprised if deaf people could somehow hear this though. I feel like I’m studying at a Drake concert. A Drake concert where he plays the same song on repeat for two hours. How am I supposed to finish my work when I keep accidentally typing the lyrics to “Hold On, We’re Going Home”? Which is kind of ironic, because that’s exactly what my roommate and I are about to do if you don’t conclude this years OVO fest soon.

Finish reading Open Letters to the Most Annoying People Studying in the Library

(Source: College Humor)

The Eight Most Annoying Customers At Your Retail Job

The Eight Most Annoying Customers At Your Retail Job

And The 10 Most Annoying People In The World Are… [Click for last 2]

The Results from our Most Annoying People In The World Toplist are in! 

The Most Annoying Person in the World
Some people, man. Some people will make you angry just by looking at their big stupid face. Maybe they did something to deserve that hate, or maybe they just grate at you on some deep unfathomable level. CollegeHumor wants to find out who the most annoying, hatable person is with the biggest, stupidest face. Vote now.

The Most Annoying Person in the World

Some people, man. Some people will make you angry just by looking at their big stupid face. Maybe they did something to deserve that hate, or maybe they just grate at you on some deep unfathomable level. CollegeHumor wants to find out who the most annoying, hatable person is with the biggest, stupidest face. Vote now.

The Most Annoying Person in the World

Some people, man. Some people will make you angry just by looking at their big stupid face. Maybe they did something to deserve that hate, or maybe they just grate at you on some deep unfathomable level. CollegeHumor wants to find out who the most annoying, hatable person is with the biggest, stupidest face. Vote now.

The 5 Most Worthless College Resources [Click for full post]
"As we go on, we remember, all these people, we’ll hate forever."

The 5 Most Worthless College Resources [Click for full post]

"As we go on, we remember, all these people, we’ll hate forever."

There’s no way wind chimes THAT attractive live around here.

There’s no way wind chimes THAT attractive live around here.

Internet Pop Up Ads Have Been Getting Weirder Lately
Why let extinction stop you from finding true love?

Internet Pop Up Ads Have Been Getting Weirder Lately

Why let extinction stop you from finding true love?

Internet Pop Up Ads Have Been Getting Weirder Lately
omg SO photoshopped

Internet Pop Up Ads Have Been Getting Weirder Lately

omg SO photoshopped

10 Reasons Facebook is STILL Annoying

Facebook, more like Fuck-offbook, ammirite?

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