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Dear Headphone Guy,
Just because the headphones are in YOUR ears, doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t hear them. You’ve got your music on full blast. If anybody over the age of thirty-five was in here, they would lecture you about hearing damage. I wouldn’t be surprised if deaf people could somehow hear this though. I feel like I’m studying at a Drake concert. A Drake concert where he plays the same song on repeat for two hours. How am I supposed to finish my work when I keep accidentally typing the lyrics to “Hold On, We’re Going Home”? Which is kind of ironic, because that’s exactly what my roommate and I are about to do if you don’t conclude this years OVO fest soon.
Finish reading Open Letters to the Most Annoying People Studying in the Library

Dear Headphone Guy,

Just because the headphones are in YOUR ears, doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t hear them. You’ve got your music on full blast. If anybody over the age of thirty-five was in here, they would lecture you about hearing damage. I wouldn’t be surprised if deaf people could somehow hear this though. I feel like I’m studying at a Drake concert. A Drake concert where he plays the same song on repeat for two hours. How am I supposed to finish my work when I keep accidentally typing the lyrics to “Hold On, We’re Going Home”? Which is kind of ironic, because that’s exactly what my roommate and I are about to do if you don’t conclude this years OVO fest soon.

Finish reading Open Letters to the Most Annoying People Studying in the Library

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The Eight Most Annoying Customers At Your Retail Job

The Eight Most Annoying Customers At Your Retail Job

And The 10 Most Annoying People In The World Are… [Click for last 2]

The Results from our Most Annoying People In The World Toplist are in! 

The Most Annoying Person in the World
Some people, man. Some people will make you angry just by looking at their big stupid face. Maybe they did something to deserve that hate, or maybe they just grate at you on some deep unfathomable level. CollegeHumor wants to find out who the most annoying, hatable person is with the biggest, stupidest face. Vote now.

The Most Annoying Person in the World

Some people, man. Some people will make you angry just by looking at their big stupid face. Maybe they did something to deserve that hate, or maybe they just grate at you on some deep unfathomable level. CollegeHumor wants to find out who the most annoying, hatable person is with the biggest, stupidest face. Vote now.

The Most Annoying Person in the World

Some people, man. Some people will make you angry just by looking at their big stupid face. Maybe they did something to deserve that hate, or maybe they just grate at you on some deep unfathomable level. CollegeHumor wants to find out who the most annoying, hatable person is with the biggest, stupidest face. Vote now.

The 5 Most Worthless College Resources [Click for full post]
"As we go on, we remember, all these people, we’ll hate forever."

The 5 Most Worthless College Resources [Click for full post]

"As we go on, we remember, all these people, we’ll hate forever."

There’s no way wind chimes THAT attractive live around here.

There’s no way wind chimes THAT attractive live around here.

Internet Pop Up Ads Have Been Getting Weirder Lately
Why let extinction stop you from finding true love?

Internet Pop Up Ads Have Been Getting Weirder Lately

Why let extinction stop you from finding true love?

Internet Pop Up Ads Have Been Getting Weirder Lately
omg SO photoshopped

Internet Pop Up Ads Have Been Getting Weirder Lately

omg SO photoshopped

10 Reasons Facebook is STILL Annoying

Facebook, more like Fuck-offbook, ammirite?

(Source: youtube.com)

The 5 Texters You Know and Hate
The Early Riser - This guy rises and shines no matter what day of the week it is and your always the first to know. Always.

The 5 Texters You Know and Hate

  1. The Early Riser - This guy rises and shines no matter what day of the week it is and your always the first to know. Always.

An Open Letter to People Who Write Open Letters on the Internet 
Dear People Who Write Open Letters on the Internet,Stop. Shut up. You aren’t charming and I hate you.Let’s start with the obvious. Most people will agree that the most annoying thing about your open letters is the gall of your presumption that everyone reading is automatically in total agreement with you. Like just because they stumbled upon something you wrote on a website, they’re gonna back up your obnoxious opinions! It’s ridiculous, right?And let’s not forget the sheer audacity of expecting that people looove your glorious prose so much that they’d be honored to read something you write that isn’t even directed at them. I bet you use really poetic language too. Yes, we’re all clamoring for the chance to push our metaphorical glass against the wall of your mind to listen in on the glistening brain nuggets you dole out into our outstretched beggar’s hands. Pathetic.
Oh, and that’s another thing- you always act like you’re just remembering additional complaints in the middle of your letter, instead of carefully planning when to deploy them. REALBELIEVABLE.Which reminds me, that’s another thing that’s terrible about open letters: something about the form seems to invite you, the author, to just toss around caps lock willy-nilly as if the reader is already sympathetic to whatever stupidly emotional thing you’re feeling in the moment. I hate it! FUCK CAPS LOCK!! 
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An Open Letter to People Who Write Open Letters on the Internet 

Dear People Who Write Open Letters on the Internet,

Stop. Shut up. You aren’t charming and I hate you.

Let’s start with the obvious. Most people will agree that the most annoying thing about your open letters is the gall of your presumption that everyone reading is automatically in total agreement with you. Like just because they stumbled upon something you wrote on a website, they’re gonna back up your obnoxious opinions! It’s ridiculous, right?

And let’s not forget the sheer audacity of expecting that people looove your glorious prose so much that they’d be honored to read something you write that isn’t even directed at them. I bet you use really poetic language too. Yes, we’re all clamoring for the chance to push our metaphorical glass against the wall of your mind to listen in on the glistening brain nuggets you dole out into our outstretched beggar’s hands. Pathetic.

Oh, and that’s another thing- you always act like you’re just remembering additional complaints in the middle of your letter, instead of carefully planning when to deploy them. REALBELIEVABLE.

Which reminds me, that’s another thing that’s terrible about open letters: something about the form seems to invite you, the author, to just toss around caps lock willy-nilly as if the reader is already sympathetic to whatever stupidly emotional thing you’re feeling in the moment. I hate it! FUCK CAPS LOCK!! 

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Two Huskies Have a Howl-Off

Don’t you two have a Jack London novel to be in?

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Annoying Roommate Cat Knocks On Door at Machine Gun Rate

Good thing she has eight more lives.

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