The best thing about cartoon prostitutes is that they only accept fake money.
Who needs actual magic when you have the power of illusion?
It had to happen eventually: Bruce Wayne teams up with Red Hood, Nightwing, and Robin to fight crime and melt faces.
Woo-hoo! Captain America is #1. Suck it, Axis of Evil! …Wait… what’s that? Captain America is 24th in reading comprehension AND couldn’t solve a math problem to save his life. Aw, bummer.
Just in time for the Independence Day weekend, FoxADHD has put out a brand new updated version of Captain America’s theme song based on world statistics. It turns out that Captain America is really good at using electricity and driving gas-guzzling SUVs, but not so good at watching his weight.
Damn you, Fox animators and your socialist America-hating views. I’m going to write you a stern internet comment — right after I chug this 2 liter soda.
Saving the world is so mainstream now.
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What Klondike Wanted Was A Sexy Date Night…He Got a Child
A cool crossover between Trey Parker’s and Matt Stone’s brainchildren.
Love is love, even if you’re made of food.
Do your civic duty, fuckface.
I’ll take a cheeseburger and make that a dopple.
Oops. I blinked and missed the Bronze Age.
HIS ARTISTIC MERIT IS IS OVER 9000!!!