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Don’t mess with a customer’s sword.
Hitting a construction worker results in a 500 dollar and a really mean sign dedicated to you.
Man, that broccoli is really steamed about something.
It’s always a shame when members of a tight-knit sisterhood like the University of Maryland’s Delta Gamma chapter – designed to foster friendships, a sense of social responsibility, and the best qualities of character – threaten to “cunt punt” each other.
But to be fair, most of those “fucking retards” spent the entirety of their Sigma Nu Greek Week mixer “LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING.” And how else is a member of their executive board supposed to react, if not to spew a batshit, hate-garbled stream of inane vitriol out to their entire chapter?
Let this be a lesson to any and all “asswipe[s]” or “weird shit[s] that do weird shit during the day.” She WILL find you. And she WILL ”FUCKING ASSAULT" you.
And yes, this is real.
**~*~*~*~*~*~luv u guyz~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Brace yourselves. Nerd Rage is coming.
The glass is half-full, with glasses.
Tom Brady Gets Mad a Lot [Click for gif set]
He complains a lot for a guy who gets to be all-time quarterback.
Here’s a way to get kicked out of the house.
Listen, sweetheart, if I wanted to eat somewhere nice, I would have gone to Applebees. Now give me my goddamn pancakes.
"It’s the ciiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiiife…"