Why use wimpy pistols when you can use your manly fistols?
How France Interprets English Movie Titles
Whereas in America all French movies are titled “Probably Has Nudity”.
(Source: reddit.com)
Regret Everything: I’m Bad At Drugs [Click for article]
Comedian Will Hines puts those dirty hippies to shame (because they wouldn’t get to see Three’s Company till ‘77).
Tank Made Out of Beer is Physical Manifestation of America
Do not cross ‘Murrica because we will not hesitate to rain down Bud Light in your streets.
(Source: reddit.com)
What to Say When Someone Knocks on the Bathroom Door
Be ready for your next Close Encounter of the #2 Kind.
“My professor tried to ease the class into a question by asking “What calendar does the United States of America use?” A girl in front of my whispered to her friend, “I think it’s the Mayan”. The other girl promptly raised her hand and announced “Um… the Mayan!”
uPick Classroom - Which calendar?
Shout-out to everybody whose dashboards and feeds are clogged with Mayans-panic right now.
“[Scrabble] sets are found in roughly one-third of American homes.”
-Wikipedia“Scrabble’s not really a word game. It’s a math game with word tools.”
- Matt Graham, comedian and Scrabble expert, on this week’s Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin ShowMatt Graham is a man with an interesting resume. On the comedy side he’s written for SNL and Conan (on which he also appeared several times as a standup). On the Scrabble side he’s placed second in the Scrabble World Championships, been featured in the Scrabble book Word Freak, and was a central character in the Scrabble documentary Word Wars. This week on The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show we discuss the strategy of high-level Scrabble, Matt’s vintage board game collection, and tips for Scrabble enthusaists who have yet to memorize all the 2-letter words.
As always, The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show is available at iTunes, YouTube, and JeffRubinJeffRubinShow.com.
Matt’s one man show, This Too Shall Suck, is currently running in New York. Get tickets at thistooshallsuck.com!
COLLEGEHUMOR EXCLUSIVE: Guy Fieri Responds to the New York Times’ Restaurant Reviewer
Guy Fieri doesn’t get mad, he gets even… redder. He’s red.
As an American, Have You Done This Yet?
It is your privilege and right as a U.S. citizen.
(Source: iheartchaos.com)
Woman Casually Eats Entire Block of Cheese
The block of cheese is just an appetizer for the entire box of Cheez-Its.
(Source: keepbusy.net)
