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Walter White Espresso Latte
Chaisenberg.

Walter White Espresso Latte

Chaisenberg.

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A Day in the Life of Walter Jr.
- 7:30 AM - Wake up with breakfast on the brain.
- 7:45 AM - Ask Mom what’s for breakfast.
- 8:00 AM - Eat breakfast.
- 9:00 AM - Finish breakfast.
- 9:15 AM - Think about school and college and stuff.
- 9:30 AM - Walk around.
- 9:45 AM - Look at the baby.
- 10:45 AM - Drive to Louis’s house.
- 11:00 AM - Talk with Louis about stuff— you know, school, girls.
- 11:30 AM - Drive home with the radio on. Nice.
- 11:35 AM - Refresh SaveWalterWhite.org.
- 11:37 AM - Remember that Dad was found naked in a convenience store once. Stupid gambling problem.
- 11:40 AM - Call up Uncle Hank. Talk about police stuff. Laugh a lot. Awesome, just awesome.
- 12:00 PM - Eat breakfast.
- 1:00 PM - Think about what a brainiac Dad is. Kinda cool, though.
- 1:15 PM - Take that cool car out for another spin. Snap a picture of myself to show Dad later — if he’s not busy with gambling or cancer.
- 2:15 PM - Wonder what Aunt Marie is doing, and if she’d be down to, like, watch a movie with me and the baby?
- 3:00 PM - Just chill out and listen to some cool music.
- 3:15 PM - Drive to the carwash. Play with the register. So cool.
- 3:30 PM - Ask Mom where Dad is. Weird. Whatever.
- 3:45 PM - Blush when Mom asks me about girls. Cut it out, Mom. I have a LIFE, you know. You think I’m gonna tell you about this stuff? Dream on, Mom. (Love you.)
- 4:00 PM - Drive home. Windows down. Flynn’s back, baby.
- 4:10 PM - Call Aunt Marie and ask if she needs any help with her computer.
- 4:15 PM - Think about how Uncle Hank is pretty cool. Maybe call him again. Nah, he’s probably busy putting bad guys in jail. (Awesome.)
- 4:20 PM - Sit in the backyard by the pool for a while.
- 5:20 PM - Clean blood off Dad’s shoes again (probably from his cancer).
- 5:30 PM - Call Louis to talk about some more stuff— you know, school, sports.
- 5:40 PM - Refresh SaveWalterWhite.org again. Because hey, you never know.
- 5:45 PM - Yell at the baby.
- 6:00 PM - Sing to the baby.
- 6:15 PM - Talk to the baby about stuff— you know, sports, girls.
- 6:30 PM - Stare at a wall until Mom comes home.
- 6:45 PM - Help Mom make breakfast.
- 7:00 PM - Eat breakfast.
FINISH THE DAY

A Day in the Life of Walter Jr.

- 7:30 AM - Wake up with breakfast on the brain.

7:45 AM - Ask Mom what’s for breakfast.

8:00 AM - Eat breakfast.

9:00 AM - Finish breakfast.

9:15 AM - Think about school and college and stuff.

9:30 AM - Walk around.

9:45 AM - Look at the baby.

10:45 AM - Drive to Louis’s house.

11:00 AM - Talk with Louis about stuff— you know, school, girls.

11:30 AM - Drive home with the radio on. Nice.

11:35 AM - Refresh SaveWalterWhite.org.

11:37 AM - Remember that Dad was found naked in a convenience store once. Stupid gambling problem.

11:40 AM - Call up Uncle Hank. Talk about police stuff. Laugh a lot. Awesome, just awesome.

12:00 PM - Eat breakfast.

1:00 PM - Think about what a brainiac Dad is. Kinda cool, though.

1:15 PM - Take that cool car out for another spin. Snap a picture of myself to show Dad later — if he’s not busy with gambling or cancer.

- 2:15 PM - Wonder what Aunt Marie is doing, and if she’d be down to, like, watch a movie with me and the baby?

3:00 PM - Just chill out and listen to some cool music.

3:15 PM - Drive to the carwash. Play with the register. So cool.

3:30 PM - Ask Mom where Dad is. Weird. Whatever.

3:45 PM - Blush when Mom asks me about girls. Cut it out, Mom. I have a LIFE, you know. You think I’m gonna tell you about this stuff? Dream on, Mom. (Love you.)

4:00 PM - Drive home. Windows down. Flynn’s back, baby.

4:10 PM - Call Aunt Marie and ask if she needs any help with her computer.

4:15 PM - Think about how Uncle Hank is pretty cool. Maybe call him again. Nah, he’s probably busy putting bad guys in jail. (Awesome.)

4:20 PM - Sit in the backyard by the pool for a while.

5:20 PM - Clean blood off Dad’s shoes again (probably from his cancer).

5:30 PM - Call Louis to talk about some more stuff— you know, school, sports.

5:40 PM - Refresh SaveWalterWhite.org again. Because hey, you never know.

5:45 PM - Yell at the baby.

6:00 PM - Sing to the baby.

- 6:15 PM - Talk to the baby about stuff— you know, sports, girls.

6:30 PM - Stare at a wall until Mom comes home.

6:45 PM - Help Mom make breakfast.

- 7:00 PM - Eat breakfast.

FINISH THE DAY

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