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Angry Amazon Reviews of Adorable Dog Costumes

Actual Amazon reviews proving that online reviewers don’t mince words even when they’re discussing pugs in Darth Vader costumes. Review the rest of the reviews.

The 5 Best Twitter .TXT Accounts [Click for all]

There’s weird, and there’s Tumblr weird.

One-Star Reviews of 18 Things You Love
All of these are real reviews pulled from Amazon. There’s 17 more if you want to lose faith in humanity. 

One-Star Reviews of 18 Things You Love

All of these are real reviews pulled from Amazon. There’s 17 more if you want to lose faith in humanity. 

8 Protest Signs for Everyday Problems [Click for more]

Now these are causes worth fighting for. 

Bleep Bloop: Angry Birds Merch

Amazon has over 11,000 Angry Birds products. This week on Bleep Bloop, we tested a bunch of them.

An Internet Ransom Note [Click for article]
They’re demanding $1 million in Reddit Gold.

An Internet Ransom Note [Click for article]

They’re demanding $1 million in Reddit Gold.

Beard Squirrel 
Show the ladies you’re nuts.

Beard Squirrel

Show the ladies you’re nuts.

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If Websites Reviewed Sex [CLICK FOR ALL TEN]

This is a good article.

miketrapp:

jestcomedy:

If Websites Reviewed Sex [CLICK FOR ALL TEN]

This is a good article.

Amazon Yesterday Shipping

Tired of waiting for packages to arrive? Amazon’s newest shipping option delivers your package a day before it’s ordered.

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Piranha Scissors

So that’s why the junk drawer smells so bad.

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"Sunshine" Receives Negative Review Due to Lack of Pun
"What were the writers thinking?"

"Sunshine" Receives Negative Review Due to Lack of Pun

"What were the writers thinking?"

(Source: College Humor)


Paranoid Amazon Audio Jammer Review


That’s pretty paranoid, even for someone that buys an audio jammer.

That’s pretty paranoid, even for someone that buys an audio jammer.

(Source: College Humor)

GREAT SWISS ARMY KNIFE REVIEW

GREAT SWISS ARMY KNIFE REVIEW


(Source: College Humor)

Twas the Night Before Tuesday

‘Twas the night before Tuesday, when all through the house

A man sits with indifference, clicking a white mouse

Because he is bored, and with nothing to do

He decides to browse Amazon to buy something new

Though he wants not a thing, his needs are fulfilled

He continues to shop, for time must be killed

DVDs and CDs, and Blue-rays galore

With nothing of interest, he searches for more

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(Source: College Humor)

10 Truly Spooky Facts to Haunt Your Dreams This Halloween

4. Candiru - This is a fish/parasite local to the Amazon that crawls up your urethra  (that’s your pee hole) or vagina then drives hooks in so you can’t pull  it out. It has been said to cause so much pain that men would rather cut  their penises off than stand the pain long enough for an alternate  treatment. Candiru are very rarely documented and they’re only in the  Amazon, so you probably don’t have to worry. But you should still worry.  There’s a creature that has evolved to drive hooks into your penis. You  should constantly be worried.

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10 Truly Spooky Facts to Haunt Your Dreams This Halloween

4. Candiru - This is a fish/parasite local to the Amazon that crawls up your urethra (that’s your pee hole) or vagina then drives hooks in so you can’t pull it out. It has been said to cause so much pain that men would rather cut their penises off than stand the pain long enough for an alternate treatment. Candiru are very rarely documented and they’re only in the Amazon, so you probably don’t have to worry. But you should still worry. There’s a creature that has evolved to drive hooks into your penis. You should constantly be worried.

Keep Reading

(Source: College Humor)