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Forever Alone: 8 of the Saddest Products Made For Just One Person

Learn to love yourself…because you’re gonna be single for a long, long time.

1. A dining table for one to host all those dinner parties you have by yourself.

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2. A cookbook aimed to help you microwave all your sad, gross meals.

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3. A boyfriend pillow that doesn’t know how to love but can keep you warm.

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4. An extendable razor so you can shave your own disgusting back.

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What You’ll Need

  1. One Deck of Cards 
  2. One Bottle of Red Wine

How It’s Played

This is a fun twist on the classic card game Memory. Place the all cards face down and flip them over two at a time, trying to find a pair of matching numbers. Drink every time you don’t get a match drink for a number of seconds equal to the sum of the numbers on the cards. This is a game that gets harder the more you drink. I mean, you’re drinking to forget anyway. Why not make a game of it?

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Anti-Depressant Parody: Twenty-Somethings

Ask your doctor about it (if you somehow have health insurance).

Guy Left Out of Wedding Kiss Picture
He feels the love all around him. And it hurts.

Guy Left Out of Wedding Kiss Picture

He feels the love all around him. And it hurts.

(Source: reddit.com)

I Just Need Some Space
With friends like these, who needs friends that don’t make literalist jokes?

I Just Need Some Space

With friends like these, who needs friends that don’t make literalist jokes?

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Screencap: ‘Forever Alone’

Screencap: ‘Forever Alone’

Dog Sits Alone at Bar with Glass of Wine
His bar is worse than his bite.

Dog Sits Alone at Bar with Glass of Wine

His bar is worse than his bite.

(Source: College Humor)

The Way You Do Things in Public vs. in Private (click to see more)

The Way You Do Things in Public vs. in Private (click to see more)

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The Way You Do Things in Public vs. in Private (click to see more)

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