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These Creatures Are Living Proof Aliens Exist and This Planet is Terrifying

These Creatures Are Living Proof Aliens Exist and This Planet is Terrifying

1. The Anglerfish has a goddamn glowstick on its head.

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2. The Tomopteris is a glow worm thingy that would slither through your nightmares.

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3. This thing that is literally a crossbreed between Predator and a shrimp.

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4. The Magnapinna Squid which is the Slenderman of the sea.

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5. Holy shit this fucking Ctenophora jellyfish creature that is ready to go to a rave in hell.

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6. The Purple Man O’ War that at first you’re like aw, yer a cute little fella, and then you realize is so poisonous it will fuck your day with it’s bubble body.

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7. The Sarcastic Fingerhead that is not actually sarcatic but will eat your face.

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6 of Your Childhood Fears that Came True [Click for full article]
Fun Life Lesson: It doesn’t get better.

6 of Your Childhood Fears that Came True [Click for full article]

Fun Life Lesson: It doesn’t get better.

Terrifying Alien Plant Thing Destroys Fly
This is the thing that will eventually destroy all of humanity.

Terrifying Alien Plant Thing Destroys Fly

This is the thing that will eventually destroy all of humanity.

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Yay or Nay: Do Aliens Exist?

Move over SETI, a bunch of comedians are gonna settle this question once and for all.

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Laser Frasier

I had a feeling that caustic wit can kill.

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Can Music Get You High?

Chief Socio-Musicologist Reggie Watts and his assistant Asif, think that social music shouldn’t just be global, but universal. They grab a couple of space suits, an alien abductee and hit the road for Bonnaroo 2013 to launch a UE BOOM into space.

It’s a bird… it’s a plane… no… it’s a frickin’ UE BOOM!

Here’s the kicker: the entire ship will be CIRCULAR. And the whole thing SPINS when it flies. And it emits a shrill, kinda Theremin-sounding “eeehooooeeehoooooeeehooo” noise whenever it’s in the air, so it sounds like a loud, broken ray gun, but constantly.
So You Want To Design A Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship? [Click for more]

Here’s the kicker: the entire ship will be CIRCULAR. And the whole thing SPINS when it flies. And it emits a shrill, kinda Theremin-sounding “eeehooooeeehoooooeeehooo” noise whenever it’s in the air, so it sounds like a loud, broken ray gun, but constantly.

So You Want To Design A Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship? [Click for more]

So You Want To Design A Cool Alien Spaceship? [Click for full read]
Looking to build the perfect classic alien spaceship, huh? Well you’ve come to the right place! My design firm has built thousands of these things, so I’ll throw some ideas out and you can tell me what you think:

For the interior, first off, I’m thinking CATWALKS. We should have sterile, metal catwalks spiraling all over the damn place, and every inch of every wall should be covered in tubes. What kind of tubes? Insider Tip: It doesn’t matter, they’re just there for decoration, but if any of them get pulled out of the wall, they’ll start shooting out dry-ice smoke for some reason. Sure, these smoke-shooting purposeless tubes will run you a few extra Rembulaxx (our form of money, as you already know), but it’s the direction everyone’s going in, and it’ll definitely up the resale value. Keep Reading

So You Want To Design A Cool Alien Spaceship? [Click for full read]

Looking to build the perfect classic alien spaceship, huh? Well you’ve come to the right place! My design firm has built thousands of these things, so I’ll throw some ideas out and you can tell me what you think:

For the interior, first off, I’m thinking CATWALKS. We should have sterile, metal catwalks spiraling all over the damn place, and every inch of every wall should be covered in tubes. What kind of tubes? Insider Tip: It doesn’t matter, they’re just there for decoration, but if any of them get pulled out of the wall, they’ll start shooting out dry-ice smoke for some reason. Sure, these smoke-shooting purposeless tubes will run you a few extra Rembulaxx (our form of money, as you already know), but it’s the direction everyone’s going in, and it’ll definitely up the resale value. Keep Reading

6 TV Shows with Puppets that Failed Miserably

Aliens in the Family - Aliens in the Family was part of ABC's TGIF line-up for two short weeks in 1996. It’s kind of likeThe Brady Bunch except one family is composed of creepy alien puppets instead of creepily wholesome people. This show’s got it all: canned laughter, Newt Gingrich jokes, and a major character that speaks in an obnoxious, robotic voice. Full episodes are available on YouTube. See how far you can make it before turning it off in disgust (I got as far as the line “I REQUIRE PUDDING.”)

Like what you see? Didn’t think so.  Why not check out the others here?

 

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10 Kid’s Cartoons Referencing Movies and Shows for Adults
The show Arthur, starring a lovable aardvark and his animals friends, references the South Park pilot in which Cartman is abducted by aliens and given an anal probe.
Note the “Hey, you squished Buster” in lieu of “Hey, you killed Kenny.” Check out the full Arthur scene.

10 Kid’s Cartoons Referencing Movies and Shows for Adults

The show Arthur, starring a lovable aardvark and his animals friends, references the South Park pilot in which Cartman is abducted by aliens and given an anal probe.

Note the “Hey, you squished Buster” in lieu of “Hey, you killed Kenny.” Check out the full Arthur scene.

10 Kid’s Cartoons Referencing Movies and Shows for Adults
The 90’s movie Space Jam, starring Michael Jordan, gave a shout out to Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction during a face-off with alien rivals.
The great thing about watching cartoons when you’re adult is you can finally catch all the pop culture references you’d never even think twice about as a kid. Well hold on to your brain juices because here’s 10 examples that may just BLOW YOUR MIND.

10 Kid’s Cartoons Referencing Movies and Shows for Adults

The 90’s movie Space Jam, starring Michael Jordan, gave a shout out to Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction during a face-off with alien rivals.

The great thing about watching cartoons when you’re adult is you can finally catch all the pop culture references you’d never even think twice about as a kid. Well hold on to your brain juices because here’s 10 examples that may just BLOW YOUR MIND.

Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman Recreate Space Jam

The world-renowned basketball superstar teams up with Dennis Rodman.

Shoot the Clone: A Choose-Your-Own-Ending Comic Adventure!
We need your help! Which one is real and which is the alien clone? You decide.

Shoot the Clone: A Choose-Your-Own-Ending Comic Adventure!

We need your help! Which one is real and which is the alien clone? You decide.