The best thing about cartoon prostitutes is that they only accept fake money.
Disney characters have pretty distinctive beards. When you take them away, the character’s hearts will become as cold as their face.
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The Internet would’ve HATED Jafar.
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I don’t know how they do things in Agahbah, but I for one do not feel right rooting for a hero that needs to use slave labor to reach his goal.
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It’s Aladdin! [Click to watch]
He can show you the world, since you’re super dumb and don’t know shit about it.
Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Ariel and Jasmine in a whole new world.
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Patrick Star is in a State of Permanent Shock [Click for full (updated) gallery]
He’s especially shocked the meme is still going.
The 10 Best Disney-Rap Mashups [Click to listen]
Simba vs Lil Wayne is no joke.