“A real sign in Topeka, KS. No idea what it’s actually supposed to read.”
Do I have to pay extra for that?
"Don’t tell me how to live my life. You’re not even my real sign!"
That makes sense. They can’t run away as quickly.
We’re really trying to piss off the janitor.
Uh oh, looks like we’re driving into an allegory about racism.
The best way to get kids to eat their vegetables.
“How does my hair look?”
Just a few months ago that sign was on his wife.
"Hey Phillip, guess what?"
(Source: College Humor)
Why do you even need a reason?