This Just In: Dish Detergent Allows You to Clean Dishes

Right, and Elizabeth II is the Queen of England.

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Gangnam Pistachios

This one typifies one of the most destructive double-standards in society today. Why is that when we see men dancing on TV, they’re always having goofy fun WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON, but when you look at the OTHER side, every single depiction of anthropomorphic pistachios shows them sexily peeling off their shells within seconds. This objectification of anthropomorphic pistachios is irresponsible. Pistachios are more than objects. That’s why we took the the time to anthropomorphize them — so they would have human qualities! What kind of example is this setting? Pistachios are more than just a shell waiting to be cracked open, and sometimes pistachios do that weird thing where they’re not split and you can NEVER get them open. We need to make sure that these more realistic depictions of anthropomorphic pistachios are presented in media today. Continue

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Weird Tortilla Chip Ad

It’s fiesta time. Come to poppa.

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Printer for Sale, Works Terribly

Scissors wanted, for cutting tabs at the bottom of posters.

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If College Was A Zoo [Click to continue reading]

Free Shrugs

A little more apathetic than the Free Hugs guy.

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Leprechaun Enjoys Pot of Gold Labeled “Septic”

I thought oil was black gold.

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Poetic Keep off the Grass Sign

Indeed, what sort of cruel monster would trample such tender grass?

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Unlimited Whore Service

“A real sign in Topeka, KS. No idea what it’s actually supposed to read.”

Subway Offers “Fuck You” Special

Do I have to pay extra for that?

Ease Off the Ass

“Don’t tell me how to live my life. You’re not even my real sign!”

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Bed and Breakfast and Fisting

The quaintest fisting you’ll ever receive.

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Please Eat Disabled Passengers

That makes sense. They can’t run away as quickly.

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Toilet Out of Order; Please Use Sink

We’re really trying to piss off the janitor.

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