Robot Takeover Begins

Resisting this great sale is just as futile.

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Super Bowl Commercial: Old Milwaukee - Will Ferrell’s Bus Make Out Session

Beer was a good choice.

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Super Bowl Commercial: Oreos - Whisper Fight

Somebody’s ‘bout to get double stuf’d.

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Neti Pot Super Bowl Commercial

It’s all just in one nostril and out the other.

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Quit School

Knowledge is powerless.

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Printer for Sale, Works Terribly

Scissors wanted, for cutting tabs at the bottom of posters.

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What If Fragrance Commercials Didn’t Whisper?

Smell the terror.

If College Was A Zoo [Click to continue reading]

Free Shrugs

A little more apathetic than the Free Hugs guy.

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Leprechaun Enjoys Pot of Gold Labeled “Septic”

I thought oil was black gold.

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Poetic Keep off the Grass Sign

Indeed, what sort of cruel monster would trample such tender grass?

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Unlimited Whore Service

“A real sign in Topeka, KS. No idea what it’s actually supposed to read.”

Subway Offers “Fuck You” Special

Do I have to pay extra for that?

Ease Off the Ass

“Don’t tell me how to live my life. You’re not even my real sign!”

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Bed and Breakfast and Fisting

The quaintest fisting you’ll ever receive.

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