Internet Shorthand I’d Actually Use [C4M - Click for more]
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“One day, I got a text from my mom that said, “Let’s go to dinner wtf.” When I got home, I asked her if the text was a typo and she got really confused, so I kind of just let it go. The next day, I was walking behind my mom when she was on Facebook and read a message over her shoulder. She was typing to her best friend: “I’m so excited for Christmas wtf!!” I asked her again; after about a 30 minute argument, I managed to get through to her that “wtf” is NOT “with the family!” She had apparently been using that for the last year! I guess her friends must just thing she curses ALLL the time… My poor mother was mortified. I was exasperated.”
“My dad sent me a rather entertaining email, upon reading it, I replied with just “ROFL”. I then receive this gem of a response: “I am not in tune with acronyms, what is ROFL? Rolling on floor loud?””