Dodgeball Machine Hits a Guy in the Face

If you can dodge a wrench, you can still have a hard time dodging people who quote “Dodgeball.”

You Are In The Way.

We look forward to this happening at the Olympics.

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Car Drives Into Auto Club

Hey guys, I know I’m late, but I made it!

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Truck Full of Eggs Tips Over

Roadworkers scrambled to clean it up.

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Great Moments in Bro History - Sans Sleeve

It was about time he finally cut the shirt.  

Granny Almost Falls Out of Harness While Skydiving

Wow, that’s definitely not how I expected this to go wrong  

Car Apparently Collided with an Oven

They should put up an oven crossing sign to warn drivers.

(Source: College Humor)

Kid Gets Yoga Ball-ed into the Wall

“Om, I’m telling Mom.”

(Source: College Humor)

Plane Accidentally Takes Off

The important thing is that you learn from your accidents and don’t die.

Skier Is Doing It Wrong

He’s actually much safer like this.

(Source: College Humor)

Man Almost Falls on Chainsaw on the News

This just almost in.

Awesome Technical Malfunction Releases Entire Fireworks Display at Once

“I swear this never happens.” -Guy who prematurely ejaculated during fireworks display

Police Car Crashes Into Water

Don’t worry, all the confiscated drugs in the trunk are OK.

(Source: College Humor)

Car Accident (via AmazingSuperPowers)

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