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The Complete Rules of Filibustering in the Texas State Senate
1. When a member has been recognized and is speaking on a motion to re-refer a bill, he must stand upright at his desk and may not lean thereon.2. When speaking, a member must confine himself to the subject under debate. In discussing an amendment, the debate must be confined to the amendment and not include the general merits of the bill or other proposition.3. Should a member violate the rules three times (strikes), they shall be deemed “out.”4. No “takesy-backsies” will be recognized if a member speaks on a non-germane topic, the speaking member may not “say, oh, wait a minute” and then make a rewinding sound and start over. This rule will still be in effect even if the rewinding sound is eerily accurate, and kind of cool.5. The speaking member will not play as Oddjob. Keep Reading

The Complete Rules of Filibustering in the Texas State Senate

1. When a member has been recognized and is speaking on a motion to re-refer a bill, he must stand upright at his desk and may not lean thereon.

2. When speaking, a member must confine himself to the subject under debate. In discussing an amendment, the debate must be confined to the amendment and not include the general merits of the bill or other proposition.

3. Should a member violate the rules three times (strikes), they shall be deemed “out.”

4. No “takesy-backsies” will be recognized if a member speaks on a non-germane topic, the speaking member may not “say, oh, wait a minute” and then make a rewinding sound and start over. This rule will still be in effect even if the rewinding sound is eerily accurate, and kind of cool.

5. The speaking member will not play as Oddjob. Keep Reading

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A BuzzFeed Contributor Tells Her Boyfriend She’s Pregnant [Click to read]
It made the front page of their relationship.

A BuzzFeed Contributor Tells Her Boyfriend She’s Pregnant [Click to read]

It made the front page of their relationship.

Movember Is Over: I’m Keeping The Mustache

I believe that life begins at peach fuzz.

(Source: youtube.com)

Congressional Private Parts Guidelines [Click to continue reading]
Rep. Lisa Brown (D-Michigan) was temporarily banned from speaking on the House floor for a day, on account of her saying the word “vagina” during an abortion debate.
She should have just paid attention to the guidelines.

Congressional Private Parts Guidelines [Click to continue reading]

Rep. Lisa Brown (D-Michigan) was temporarily banned from speaking on the House floor for a day, on account of her saying the word “vagina” during an abortion debate.

She should have just paid attention to the guidelines.

(Source: College Humor)

Facebook Abortion
In case you needed a reason to not want to live on this planet anymore.

Facebook Abortion

In case you needed a reason to not want to live on this planet anymore.

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