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In Case of Zombies or Yard Work
Somebody’s got to clean up all those brains.

In Case of Zombies or Yard Work

Somebody’s got to clean up all those brains.

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Hardly Working: Adult Outbreak

Don’t get bitten. Or older.

Walking Dead Mad Men

In time for tonight’s premiere, “Brains used to do all our thinking. Now it’s all we think about.” – Zomb Draper

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Attack Of The Zombie Kittens!

Eh, it’s not as good as Romero, but it’ll do. 

Sign Advertises the Zombie Protection Benefits of Buying a Boat
But that’ll only work until the zombies buy boats to.

Sign Advertises the Zombie Protection Benefits of Buying a Boat

But that’ll only work until the zombies buy boats to.

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In honor of our success getting #killcarlalready trending last night, we’d like to review:
10 Reasons Why The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl
Carl, stay in the house.
Seriously, Carl. Stay in the house.
Carl, I don’t want to yell but it’s the middle of the zombie apocalypse and we’re going to need you to stay close by.
Okay, buddy. Can you be a good little sheriff and stay put? I don’t know, guard the living room. Yes, okay here’s a special hat and you are officially on duty to protect the couch cushions. Just stay in the house.
Carl, I’d ground you but it seems a bit trite what with the hordes of Zombies outside trying to eat our faces.
Remember what happened when another little kid wandered off alone? You were here for that. 
It’s great you’re keeping your childish rebellion alive but if one of the bad guys gets you, Daddy is going to have to shoot you in the head. 
Please, Carl. Just stay here. I’ll be right back. Protect the couch cushions. Make some lunch. Get back to doing that math homework we inexplicably cared about 4 episodes ago.
Carl, I’m not fucking around. Please, Carl. Just stay in the house. Do this one fucking thing. Just stay in the house for the next 5 minutes. 
 HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?? HE’S NOT IN THE HOUSE. 

In honor of our success getting #killcarlalready trending last night, we’d like to review:

10 Reasons Why The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl

  1. Carl, stay in the house.
  2. Seriously, Carl. Stay in the house.
  3. Carl, I don’t want to yell but it’s the middle of the zombie apocalypse and we’re going to need you to stay close by.
  4. Okay, buddy. Can you be a good little sheriff and stay put? I don’t know, guard the living room. Yes, okay here’s a special hat and you are officially on duty to protect the couch cushions. Just stay in the house.
  5. Carl, I’d ground you but it seems a bit trite what with the hordes of Zombies outside trying to eat our faces.
  6. Remember what happened when another little kid wandered off alone? You were here for that. 
  7. It’s great you’re keeping your childish rebellion alive but if one of the bad guys gets you, Daddy is going to have to shoot you in the head. 
  8. Please, Carl. Just stay here. I’ll be right back. Protect the couch cushions. Make some lunch. Get back to doing that math homework we inexplicably cared about 4 episodes ago.
  9. Carl, I’m not fucking around. Please, Carl. Just stay in the house. Do this one fucking thing. Just stay in the house for the next 5 minutes. 
  10.  HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?? HE’S NOT IN THE HOUSE. 

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Very Mary-Kate: Trick-or-Treat

Tricking is less calorific than treating.

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After seeing this pop up on our dashboard a couple months ago, we’re excited to share that a few of the CH staff members are going to be attending Run For Your Lives 5k this Oct 22 in Maryland.
If you wanna join the race, there are still still some tickets left! (And we’d like as many people swarming around us to distract the zombies as possible.)
Will we see any of you dudes down there?

CollegeHumor Behind the Scenes

After seeing this pop up on our dashboard a couple months ago, we’re excited to share that a few of the CH staff members are going to be attending Run For Your Lives 5k this Oct 22 in Maryland.

If you wanna join the race, there are still still some tickets left! (And we’d like as many people swarming around us to distract the zombies as possible.)

Will we see any of you dudes down there?

(Source: College Humor)

Gnome Shoots at Friends
You don’t gnome, man!

Gnome Shoots at Friends

You don’t gnome, man!

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Beating a Dead Island Horse (Click to view larger)

Beating a Dead Island Horse (Click to view larger)

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