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TLDNR: 5 Easy Steps to Get Rid of Someone Standing Behind You While You’re on the Computer [Click for full article]
We’ve all been there! You’re sitting down at your computer to browse around, play some games, do some shopping, whatever, but then someone up and stands right behind you. They probably don’t mean any harm but it’s certainly hard to enjoy your time on the computer with Big Brother looking over your shoulder. Here’s how to get rid of anyone – a sibling, a parent, a roommate, a girlfriend, boyfriend, husband or wife – in 5 simple steps! Stacy, honey, I’m trying to do that article right now, OK? Just give me a few minutes. Please.1. Give them the time of day! Maybe the unwanted lurker just has a quick question and doesn’t want to interrupt. Turn around and say something like, “Hey! What’s up?” More often than not, the lurker will ask a question, you can answer and the situation is resloved in no time. Yeah, I know I spelled it wrong, Stacy. I’ll go back and fix it in a minute but I’m trying to get a first draft done. This is how writing works, babe, OK? You’re not a writer so you don’t really get it. Just hang in the living room and I’ll be in when I’m done. [Keep Reading]

TLDNR: 5 Easy Steps to Get Rid of Someone Standing Behind You While You’re on the Computer [Click for full article]

We’ve all been there! You’re sitting down at your computer to browse around, play some games, do some shopping, whatever, but then someone up and stands right behind you. They probably don’t mean any harm but it’s certainly hard to enjoy your time on the computer with Big Brother looking over your shoulder. Here’s how to get rid of anyone – a sibling, a parent, a roommate, a girlfriend, boyfriend, husband or wife – in 5 simple steps! Stacy, honey, I’m trying to do that article right now, OK? Just give me a few minutes. Please.

1. Give them the time of day! Maybe the unwanted lurker just has a quick question and doesn’t want to interrupt. Turn around and say something like, “Hey! What’s up?” More often than not, the lurker will ask a question, you can answer and the situation is resloved in no time. Yeah, I know I spelled it wrong, Stacy. I’ll go back and fix it in a minute but I’m trying to get a first draft done. This is how writing works, babe, OK? You’re not a writer so you don’t really get it. Just hang in the living room and I’ll be in when I’m done. [Keep Reading]

Every All-Nighter Paper You Write [Click for full article]

Because you never learn.

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Never ask for favors on Facebook

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And then Chris Kirkpatrick, well, got his ass kicked.

Eminem Fan Fiction

And then Chris Kirkpatrick, well, got his ass kicked.

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The Best Way to End a TV Show [Click to continue reading]

The Best Way to End a TV Show [Click to continue reading]

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Also, copy this phone number to call if you have numerical dyslexia!

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Also, copy this phone number to call if you have numerical dyslexia!

Why Kids Want The Hulk to be Real
Hulk smash justice!

Why Kids Want The Hulk to be Real

Hulk smash justice!

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You’re Welcome for Not Writing on the Walls
They sort of asked for this by posting the sign.

You’re Welcome for Not Writing on the Walls

They sort of asked for this by posting the sign.

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Can You Read This Sign?
Doesn’t sense this make.

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Doesn’t sense this make.

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his is by far the cutest way Mel Gibson has tried to get back into Hollywood.

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