The kids are alright. Sorta.
Previously in Generational Warfare: Millennials in the Workplace
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I didn’t think writing captions were so hard. I’m going home early because of it.
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If People Were Really Honest in Job Interviews [Click to finish interview]
Expecto PatroNUMB from working these soulless jobs.
Clippy the Paperclip is Still Here to Help
3D technology is getting pretty amazing.
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Work Sucks: Tornado Warnings Don’t Apply To Assh*les
I’m a security officer and work in a big office building. One night we received a tornado warning so I then evacuated the 85 employees that were still there down to the shelter. I then patrolled all three floors to look for anyone who may have not heard the evacuation announcement. I found one guy in his office who refused to leave stating “Those procedures are for hourly employees and I am busy so please shut my door.” I made two more attempts to get him to the shelter, letting him know that if hes not following procedure that he’s free to go home as I can’t legally hold him in the building however I let him know that should he choose to stay he must follow company procedures regardless of payroll status. He told me to get off my power trip and get out of his face. I went down to the shelter mere seconds before the roof was starting to cave in. When it was all done, I went up to check on him and he fallen to the floor and his desk was laying on top of his cold quivering wet body. He had the balls to then ask me for help.
- Anonymous
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It’ll make sense once you watch it.
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Work Sucks: I’m Allergic To Oxygen
Welcome to Work Sucks, the column where you get to complain about your most terrible, lousy, soul-sucking jobs. In this issue, we’ve brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year. If your job sucks even worse than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.
I work at a nursing home. This one old lady got a new roomate who need oxygen on all the time. She asked one day what the noise was, referring to the oxygen machine, I told her what it was and she responded with “oh, that’s why I haven’t been feeling well lately, I am allergic to oxygen.” I didn’t even know how to respond to this.
- Anonymous
I work in a restaurant and saw my boss use the grill scraper to clean shit off the floor. He then used it on the grill without cleaning it…in front of customers.
- Anonymous
Today’s Tumblr Submission comes from: monimonster123
Customer walks up to customer service desk.
Me asking politely: “How can I help you, sir?”
C: “What do you think I want, a hamburger?!”
I work in a hardware store. My job is to answer customer questions, connect customers with employees from each department, supervise the cashiers, ring people up, answer phones, and do exchanges and returns.
Kinda shocked, but still polite, Me: “Umm…so a return?’
Glaring at me, C: “Yea”.
I quietly return his item.
Bluntly, C: “Call your manager.”
I call. My manager arrives, and he and the customer go outside the store and stand in front of my window. The customer complains about my service, all because I asked how I could help him.
Customer leaves and my manager walks back in.
Manager: “Can you believe that guy? He told me exactly what he said to you. Some people…”
I handle many complaints at the store, and most people that complain are just grumpy assholes, but few are stupid enough to tell the truth.
12 Animals That Know How We All Feel By the End of a Weekday
Work is haaard. But hey, it’s the human condition: we gotta work to get them sweet, sweet dolla bills, y’all. But as exemplified here, the not-so-humans get it how we feel by the end of the day sometimes. Thanks for the empathy, animal brothers and sisters.
Jake and Amir: Meeting Invitation
R.S.V.P? Nah, R.S.V.Me.
Don’t Ever Live With Someone From Work
My roommate is so messy it’s disgusting. Weird smells come out of her room…I can’t even describe it, its like BO and sweaty gym socks and god only knows. There are crumbs all over our kitchen constantly no matter how much I clean it. I had to put out ant traps cuz I’m sure we will get ants sooner or later. She is always dropping things into the little metal things under the coils of the stove and never cleans it out after! Hello?? That stuff is gonna just burn later….when I’m cooking…. She has never once cleaned a thing in our apartment…ever. But I repay her for that because after I clean the bathroom I dry off all the surfaces with her face towel and then hang it back on the hook so she will use it to dry her face the next morning. I also put a few drops of pickle juice in her half gone gallon of milk so she thought it spoiled and threw it out….and I’ve done this a few times…love seeing her waste money. On an unrelated note….she contributed next to nothing to our apartment. Well that’s gonna bite her in the ass when I tell her I’m not renewing our lease and then she will be stuck with an apartment with nothing in it except her bed, a couch, and a frying pan. Whoops, guess she just won’t have a roommate but will be stuck here for her job ….or she can go back home and live with her parents. HA! Oh yea, and bitch has GOT to learn to chew with her mouth closed. No one wants to see half-eaten food rolling around in your mouth. DISGUSTING! Not to mention this girl is perpetually single. She has a gross face with no chin (how weird is that?). Not sure if she has ever dated anyone but she is so socially awkward I wouldn’t be surprised if she is 24 and still a virgin. I wish I could say all this to her face, or just be a complete bitch to her…but we work together…so I am forced to be courteous and nice. Lesson learned here: don’t ever live with someone you only know from work…chances are they are going to be a horrible roommate. Worst. Decision. Ever. - Corie
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Work Sucks: Butts Make the Best Headrests
If work is ruining your life too then tell the world! Submit your story to our inbox and you could be published in the next issue.
I was in the office relaxing in a chair. I leaned my head back and thought to myself, “Wow, what a comfy headrest.” Then I realized, that chair didn’t have a headrest. I had been leaning head against my cute co-worker’s ass for 2 minutes and she never said a thing.
- Anonymous
Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won’t accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it.
- Anonymous
I just got fired for not working on my vacation.
- D.S.
In this issue, we’ve brought you more of the best of your worst work stories from the past year.
![8 Ways To Skip Your Friends’ Stupid Shit Now That It’s Warm Out [Click for more]
Friends: They’re always inviting you to their stupid shit. Birthday drinks, improv shows, parties that aren’t within 200 feet of your bed — you name it! Fortunately, when it’s cold and terrible outside during winter, it’s easy to skip this shit, because you can just text your friend “sorry, it sucks outside” and miss their thing and they have to be cool with it because they’d totally skip your thing too if the situation were reversed.
When it’s NICE outside, however, skipping your friends’ shit becomes much more difficult. So difficult, in fact, that many people simply give up and actually attend the shit. This is a classic amateur mistake, and one that, after reading this post, you’ll never have to make again! Here are 8 Surefire Ways To Skip Your Friends’ Stupid Shit Now That It’s Nice Out.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/62a0813f3542d010141e8b0d3f9aeb80/tumblr_ml02al5vVe1qasthro1_r1_500.png)
8 Ways To Skip Your Friends’ Stupid Shit Now That It’s Warm Out [Click for more]
Friends: They’re always inviting you to their stupid shit. Birthday drinks, improv shows, parties that aren’t within 200 feet of your bed — you name it! Fortunately, when it’s cold and terrible outside during winter, it’s easy to skip this shit, because you can just text your friend “sorry, it sucks outside” and miss their thing and they have to be cool with it because they’d totally skip your thing too if the situation were reversed.
When it’s NICE outside, however, skipping your friends’ shit becomes much more difficult. So difficult, in fact, that many people simply give up and actually attend the shit. This is a classic amateur mistake, and one that, after reading this post, you’ll never have to make again! Here are 8 Surefire Ways To Skip Your Friends’ Stupid Shit Now That It’s Nice Out.
