"That’s pretty cool, man, but can I just have a glass? I’m really thirsty."
It’s our opposable thumbs that make this all possible.
Two can play at these games.
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"Your life, your choice… 60 seconds." * leaves suitcase *
Rough Love: It’s So Big! The Spider, I Mean [Click for full post]
So after doing it tonight my wife is washing up in the bathroom and I come in to pee. I pull it out and here her excitedly say “it’s so big, it’s so big.” “I’m like ya baby it sure is hope you liked it” and then realize she’s actually freaking out because a huge spider ran across the floor. There we go.
My on/off again boyfriend, of 5 years, and I never really did anything that was romantic. So I honestly was tickled pink when he msged me in WoW to meet him in Dalaran on Valentine’s day. He shared the ‘Romantic Picnic’ with me. He surprised me with it again the next year and it made me just as happy as the first time.
My boyfriend, every so often, wakes me up in the middle of the night by kissing me or sticking his hands down my pants on a quest for a blowjob. I don’t really mind this, but it is absolutely hilarious to discuss it with him the next day since he doesn’t remember. He does it at least once every month and it’s become a big talking point between his roommates and us. He’s also very proud of the fact that he is fully capable of getting a blowjob out of me while he is asleep. 6 times now.
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His rhymes are super complex.
Making old people everywhere angry.
He is not coming to any tea party we’re having.
What planet comes after March? Is it Venus or April?
Eat. Sleep. Save lives. Poop