“My mom refuses to leave windows open, not because of air conditioning or heating bills but rather she thinks the WiFi will leave the house and she will have a high internet bill.”

“This conversation happened in the car today: Dad: Can’t you look up directions on your iPhone? Me: It’s an iPod, not an iPhone—I need wifi to use the GPS. Mom: Wifi? Isn’t that the thing in the living room where you play tennis? Me: …that would be a Wii…”