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SEXY: Long Hair. NOT SEXY: Long Hairs.

Finish reading The Fine Line Between Sexy and Disgusting

Proof that the Amazon algorithms have a dark, twisted, and hilarious mind.
8 Strange and Disturbing Amazon “Related Item” Suggestions

Proof that the Amazon algorithms have a dark, twisted, and hilarious mind.

8 Strange and Disturbing Amazon “Related Item” Suggestions

15 Bootleg Toys That Might Ruin Your Childhood
Christmas has come early this year, and by that I mean here are a bunch of bootleg toys that have taken a shit all over your childhood. 

15 Bootleg Toys That Might Ruin Your Childhood

Christmas has come early this year, and by that I mean here are a bunch of bootleg toys that have taken a shit all over your childhood. 

Oh Hell N(e)o.
Oh My, Looks Like There’s Been a Glitch in the Matrix: People That Are Copies of Each Other [Click to view full gallery]

Oh Hell N(e)o.

Oh My, Looks Like There’s Been a Glitch in the Matrix: People That Are Copies of Each Other [Click to view full gallery]

This Is the Absolute Weirdest Series of Stock Photos in the World

Generally, the point of stock photos is to depict a wide variety of generic situations that will then be licensed by publishers to illustrate their articles. CollegeHumor uses stock photos all the time, and we’ve found a good deal of weird stuff before, but when I was searching for “middle-aged man crying” (as one has frequent cause to do), what I found was so much more than a middle-aged man crying. It was the stock photo journey of a lifetime.

In the first page of results for “middle-aged man crying,” was this gem:

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Obviously, I abandoned my previous search goal, because life had provided me with a new purpose: look at every single photo that model had ever posed for because boy, oh boy, there were a lot.

I’ll answer your first question right away. Yes, there is a close up of his presumably naked crotch being covered by two weird wicker slipper things:

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Clearly, these are completely fucking weird, but, you know, maybe there was a perfectly logical reason for this photoshoot and the model was only ever in normal photos after that.

imageContinue the journey with us and finish reading This Is the Absolute Weirdest Series of Stock Photos Ever

Well, These 10 Sets of Instructions Aren’t Making Any Sense [Click for full gallery]
So…I should do that thing that isn’t prohibited?

Well, These 10 Sets of Instructions Aren’t Making Any Sense [Click for full gallery]

So…I should do that thing that isn’t prohibited?

Nintendo Oui
The new interactive games are great! You get to smoke cigarettes and stare blankly out a window. 

Nintendo Oui

The new interactive games are great! You get to smoke cigarettes and stare blankly out a window. 

(Source: twitter.com)

Newman’s Own Salad Dressing Has a Pretty Interesting Suggestion For Use
To help make Man’s Own dressing of course.

Newman’s Own Salad Dressing Has a Pretty Interesting Suggestion For Use

To help make Man’s Own dressing of course.

(Source: reddit.com)

Wu-Tang Beard Coming Atcha
Taking “Protect Ya Neck” to a new level.

Wu-Tang Beard Coming Atcha

Taking “Protect Ya Neck” to a new level.

(Source: reddit.com)

Don Krasin is a War Hero From the Future
Oh, so that’s why he looks sooo old!

Don Krasin is a War Hero From the Future

Oh, so that’s why he looks sooo old!

(Source: reddit.com)

Maybe I’m just being a skeptic, but something is a little bit off about these ID cards — I’m looking at you, Mike Litoris. Now Batman Bin Supraman, that guy just has the best/nerdiest parents in the world. 

Finish reading Something Seems A Bit Off With These ID Cards

Kim Jong Un vs. Kim Jong Il (Part 2)

Kim Jong Un visits Tokyo Disneyland to find the man behind the mouse.

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Somebody Took A Mormon Anti-Masturbation Video And Set It To 50 Cent. And It Works.

I hope you don’t plan on being productive for the rest of the day, because the internet is about to muck that up. 

First things first, Jehovah’s Witnesses do not want people to be jerking it, especially deaf people. Probably because the risk of somebody walking in on them is even greater, and that’s just going to be awkward for everyone. (There’s no telling how many times Annie Sullivan walked in on Helen Keller mid-diddle…)

Second, Mr. Stormeh dubbed 50 Cent’s “In Da Club” over the anti-masturbation video and what we have is your new go-to dance for any social event from here on out. Watch the video