"That’s pretty cool, man, but can I just have a glass? I’m really thirsty."
DRINK MORE WATER CTHULHU DEMANDS IT.
1. Beer is about 95% water. Why be a pussy, just drink the full 100%
2. Your body is about 60% water. So when you drink water, it’s like drinking yourself. That’s cannibalism. Cannibalism is way more hardcore than drinking beer. If you really want to be cool drink water.
3. It’s cheaper.
4. If you spend your life believing that water is as good as beer, than you’d be living in a world where beer rains from the sky. That’s a really cool world.
5. Drowning, Contamination, Hyponatremia. Water causes a lot more deaths than beer, and is far more awesome and dangerous. If you die drinking beer - you’re a nerd.
6. Waters have sharks in them!
7. They talk about how water got made in the bible - the most famous book ever. That’s way cooler than that lame Guinness factory tour.
8. Women at work would be more impressed by seeing you replacing a heavy water jug, than seeing you hiccup, drunk, at your desk.
9. People have sex in water. People on Game of Thrones have sex in water!
10. Water is so tough, it breaks out of pregnant women’s uteri. 5 MORE reasons.
Nothin’ like hanging ten on the couch.
Too cool for rules.
Insane 7-Person Pool Dunk [Click to watch]
A fuck-yeah-America reenactment of Paul Revere.
Give up while you can, pups. It is a fight that will only cause heartache.
How You Know Your Dog Has Been in the Water Too Long [Click to see dog fart water stream]
Hm, the water fountain seems to be busted.
Holding your group photo on a dock is just asking for trouble. Did you remember to get tuxedo insurance?
One property of water is making you invincible, right?