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Modern Warfare Soldier Comes Home

War never changes. Unless you download a patch.

The Many Deaths of Toby, the Wolverine Mascot from Red Dawn [Full Post]
Moonwalked into a minefield.
Failed to give correct password to a sentry. Handler explained mascots don’t speak. Handler was also shot on the spot.
Hilarious lewd dance performed around Captain Lee of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea Armed Forces led to much less hilarious repeated stabbings by bayonet.
Accidental discharge of t-shirt cannon gave away position as well as several “Wolverines Roar!” novelty shirts to North Korean troops.
Mascot Fight with official North Korean mascot became bloodbath after it turned out Kim Jong Un “mascot” actually real person who leads North Korea.
Handsprings into minefield. [Keep Reading]

The Many Deaths of Toby, the Wolverine Mascot from Red Dawn [Full Post]

  1. Moonwalked into a minefield.
  2. Failed to give correct password to a sentry. Handler explained mascots don’t speak. Handler was also shot on the spot.
  3. Hilarious lewd dance performed around Captain Lee of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea Armed Forces led to much less hilarious repeated stabbings by bayonet.
  4. Accidental discharge of t-shirt cannon gave away position as well as several “Wolverines Roar!” novelty shirts to North Korean troops.
  5. Mascot Fight with official North Korean mascot became bloodbath after it turned out Kim Jong Un “mascot” actually real person who leads North Korea.
  6. Handsprings into minefield. [Keep Reading]

The 5 Types of Romantic Comedy Movie Posters [Click to view all]
Two Guys, One Girl, No Cup.

The 5 Types of Romantic Comedy Movie Posters [Click to view all]

Two Guys, One Girl, No Cup.

Freedom and Hockey!
It’s what this country was founded on.

Freedom and Hockey!

It’s what this country was founded on.

(Source: reddit.com)

TLDNR: Surrender, Animals! [Click to continue reading]

TLDNR: Surrender, Animals! [Click to continue reading]

Robert the Cat Forgave Himself
He finally came to grips with his part in the Vietnomnom War.

Robert the Cat Forgave Himself

He finally came to grips with his part in the Vietnomnom War.

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What is Wrong With Ror?
“I’ve seen some things, man. Terrible things. Things you wouldn’t even understand”-Vietnam Ror

What is Wrong With Ror?

“I’ve seen some things, man. Terrible things. Things you wouldn’t even understand”-Vietnam Ror

(Source: reddit.com)

A Touching Oreo Moment

So that’s why he calls them “war wafers.”

(Source: youtube.com)

Modern Warfare Soldier Comes Home

War never changes. Unless you download a patch.

Mario Warfare

Just when you think you’re ready to see John Leguizamo again.

(Source: youtube.com)

Modern Warfare Soldier Comes Home

War never changes. Unless you download a patch.

CHARGE! (with Flight of the Conchord’s Rhys Darby)

An army of one too many.

I took a Japanese date to the Marine Corps Ball. The opening ceremony had a 10 minute presentation about Pearl Harbor and how it was the most atrocious act ever committed before 9/11.

Balloon Warfare
Will this terrible, whimsical war never end?

Balloon Warfare

Will this terrible, whimsical war never end?

(Source: forgifs.com)

Asshole in a Relationship - Movie

Love is a battlefield, which just so happens to be one of the worst places to watch a film.