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How One Wrong Step Can Change Everything

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Everyone hates the out-of-towner who doesn’t know how to act in NYC. Here are 5 tips that will help you blend in and avoid looking like an ignorant tourist.

1. Eat Smelly Food on the Subway ONLY

REAL New Yawkahs hate nothing more than smelling your food out on the street, so make sure you save your MOST aromatic meals (Indian takeout, vat of kimchee, etc.) for the subway, so the scent is contained! That’s basic NYC Living 101: Be considerate.

2. Walk as Slowly as Possible

During your time in the Big Apple, you’ll need to slow your roll through NY’s groovy grid-iron. That’s because you may be stopped by a canvasser or a comedy show promoter, and it’s considered INCREDIBLY rude not to listen to their pitch in full. Also, always walk slowly on the left and pass people on the right, since oncoming cars can more easily avoid hitting the slow and elderly. It just makes sense if you think about it! Use your brains, guys.

Click to see 3 more: 5 NYC Etiquette Tips That Every REAL New Yorker Already Knows

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Take a mulligan, dude.

Take a mulligan, dude.

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BREAKING NEWS: The President is a Person
But the real question is, where do we go from here?

BREAKING NEWS: The President is a Person

But the real question is, where do we go from here?

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Cat Walks on Hind Legs Like a Creepy Little Human
First, cat videos. Then, walking on hind legs. Next, global domination.

Cat Walks on Hind Legs Like a Creepy Little Human

First, cat videos. Then, walking on hind legs. Next, global domination.

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12 Dogs That Are Walking Themselves [Click for more]

These adorable pooches can walk themselves, thank you very much.

14 Baby Animals Taking Their Effing Adorable First Steps [Click for more]

If you can get through this without DYING OF ADORABLE OVERLOAD then you’re probably the anti-christ.

Just a Man Walking His Pet Crab
Pretty annoying walking it sideways though.

Just a Man Walking His Pet Crab

Pretty annoying walking it sideways though.

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CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

Baby Panda’s First Steps

He’ll be snatching up picnic baskets filled with pan-Asian fare in no time.

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Lazy Dog Owner Walks Dog Out Window
Good thing this dog already hates him, otherwise this may have been awkward.

Lazy Dog Owner Walks Dog Out Window

Good thing this dog already hates him, otherwise this may have been awkward.

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Clowns And Pies Right Around The Corner
Shit is about to go DOWN.

Clowns And Pies Right Around The Corner

Shit is about to go DOWN.

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Just Take The Stairs, You Idiots
That button should not even exist.

Just Take The Stairs, You Idiots

That button should not even exist.

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Guy Takes His Cats for a Walk
Oddly enough, he wears his “I Walk Cats” shirt while he’s loving them.

Guy Takes His Cats for a Walk

Oddly enough, he wears his “I Walk Cats” shirt while he’s loving them.

CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos

Mom Wants to Open a “Tomato Cage” in Her Sleep

Well, now you know what to get her for her birthday—a bunch of bungee cords.

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