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Everyone hates the out-of-towner who doesn’t know how to act in NYC. Here are 5 tips that will help you blend in and avoid looking like an ignorant tourist.
1. Eat Smelly Food on the Subway ONLY
REAL New Yawkahs hate nothing more than smelling your food out on the street, so make sure you save your MOST aromatic meals (Indian takeout, vat of kimchee, etc.) for the subway, so the scent is contained! That’s basic NYC Living 101: Be considerate.
2. Walk as Slowly as Possible
During your time in the Big Apple, you’ll need to slow your roll through NY’s groovy grid-iron. That’s because you may be stopped by a canvasser or a comedy show promoter, and it’s considered INCREDIBLY rude not to listen to their pitch in full. Also, always walk slowly on the left and pass people on the right, since oncoming cars can more easily avoid hitting the slow and elderly. It just makes sense if you think about it! Use your brains, guys.
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But the real question is, where do we go from here?
First, cat videos. Then, walking on hind legs. Next, global domination.
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These adorable pooches can walk themselves, thank you very much.
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If you can get through this without DYING OF ADORABLE OVERLOAD then you’re probably the anti-christ.
Pretty annoying walking it sideways though.
He’ll be snatching up picnic baskets filled with pan-Asian fare in no time.
Good thing this dog already hates him, otherwise this may have been awkward.
Oddly enough, he wears his “I Walk Cats” shirt while he’s loving them.
Well, now you know what to get her for her birthday—a bunch of bungee cords.